Me: *is Crying* Demon Hunter 1: WHY THE FUCK IS SHE CRYING?! WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?! Demon Hunter 3:*is

". . . EVERYBODY! CHOOSE POKEMON!!!! TRUST ME!!! Yes pokemon could techniqually kill you, but that's not in the modern pokemon world!!! And also, we get big puppies! Big kitties! Allergic to fur? THERE ARE A OVER A 1,000 POKEMON! AND NOT ALL OF THEM HAVE FUR!!!"

“Okay, so, bad news, your world is scheduled to be destroyed. Good news, you guys get to go to any ‘fictional’ world you want to relocate. However, it’s a majority vote and there’s no take-backs. Choose wisely.”

The cross-over I never knew I needed

They

Not compared to the life spans elves have in "Keeper of the Lost Cities" they aren't

if you're 30 then you are NOT old. I cannot stress this enough. you're probably less than a third of the way through life. life is long as fuck you have so much time here

And in some states it's illegal to take a picture of someone without their consent

Person: "Wait what?" Me: Me like bombs. Me like poison. Me like bombs

"I knew he was afraid of my conquering army, but I didn't think he would be stupid enough to leave you behind." "Oh, no, you quite misunderstand. Your army's already dead."

I thank you. And I decided to check this out before I headed to be so good night! And make sure B00ty boy goes to sleep!

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

bet

support trans people.

Me: *isekais myself into the world they're in* BITCH WHERE ARE YOU! I'VE BEEN PAYING ALL YOUR BILLS AND NOW I NEED TO BE PAID BACK WITH INTEREST!!!!!

Someone close to you has gone missing for months, and you've just learned that they were Isekai'd away to a fantasy world, and you are horrified to discovered how quickly they've moved on from their old life and you in its entirety.

Can I cook the shoe for you if it doesn't win?

apparently there's a sonic ship showdown on tw*tter rn, and I'll eat my left shoe if sonadow doesn't win

I don't get it. I'm that dumb.

Kinda fuckin scary but what the hell