Me: *isekais Myself Into The World They're In* BITCH WHERE ARE YOU! I'VE BEEN PAYING ALL YOUR BILLS AND

You Chrome! Your wife!! (I think... that is him right?)

Me: Bitch I'm learning spells you didn't learn at my age. I have 20x the homework. I live on coffee. so respectfully.... STFU!!!!

"You young mages don't know how good you have it," said the old wizard teacher. "Back when I was your age, I walked uphill both ways to and from class. Damn noneuclidean spacial mages."

also!!!!!! my discord is chroeme :33 spelled silly

OKAY THANK YOU!!!! I'LL SEND THE REQUEST NOW! GO TO DISCORD!!

Me: Oh hell nah. *grabs the monster and drags them out* Yeah you're going six feet in the ground

You are a monster who really doesn't care about hurting humans. In fact, you like blend in, so you often go to costume parties to socialize! However, this time, you soon realize there's another monster in the party, who is planning on attacking the unaware humans…

As a bisexual, I hope it's a hot princess

As a princess, you've been kidnapped by all manner of people; dragons, wizards, other kings—it's just part of the job description. But never before have you been kidnapped by... another princess?

OKAY MOTHERFUCKER NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! *kills the threat*

You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…

The hottest gossip on the royal family.

When the eldest of the royal children was kidnapped and brought to the ritual table to be the new vessel for the cult's god, they seem oddly fine with it. It was in the middle of the ritual that the eldest royal revealed…

Kitty

Whatcha reading? 👁️👁️📖

Little doodle inspired by a picture of my reading buddy Soba! 🖤

And I'm the one who tries to keep the leader undercontrol even though I'm not in the fan club

misc reckless battery burns PV art pt. 1

Me: BITCH YOU ARE DEAD! Them: NOT YET HOE! SUCK IT!

Your friend always said “I’ll rest when I’m dead,” so much that it became his catchphrase. He says it again today when he came into work, going about his daily routine. This normally wouldn’t be concerning, if not for the fact that you attended his funeral two weeks ago.