Me: "Okay Then, I Sense Cowpox... Let's Turn That Into Smallpox And Kill You! Please Don't Cough!"

Like to charge, reblog to cast

". . . That explains why everytime I sneeze I commit arson" "WHAT?!" "Who said that?! Not me! Nope!"

"An initiate's mana could be imagined as a flame. Most are small candles to bright torches. And we at the Order help these flames flourish into something useful... but you're a raging wildfire."

Gotta remember this...

So, about a month and a half ago, I sent an ask here about Charlie being Lucifer's adoptive child, instead of his biological one, and Alastor demanding custody of her because of his scheming, and a lot of people seemed to like it, so now it is a fic, with its first chapter on ao3!

I can't add links directly but this is it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55062487/chapters/139599334

And this is the ask I sent in: https://www.tumblr.com/nunalastor/744132699579629568/yall-seem-experienced-it-fic-and-fandom-culture?source=share

And this is my blog where the most recent post is the fic link and summary: @loser-babey

A big thank you for the encouragement, your blog really helped actually put this idea into motion, and just feed into the idea itself, so thank you for that spark!

If you guys or anyone else ends up checking it out, I hope you enjoy it! <3

oh shit!! link

Save money by using me as a therapist since I'm a therapist friend!

finances are really stressing me out, I really need therapy

therapy is really expensive, I should save my money

finances are really stressing me out, I need therapy

therapy is really expensive, I should save my money

Me: Immortal! Vampire: FELLOW VAMPIRE!!! Me: NO! I'M IMMORTAL!!!

You are a carpenter for a select community of vampires. You have been working with them for centuries, you just don’t know how to tell them you are not actually a vampire.

Me:BUT SHE HAS BIG EARS AND SHARP TEETH! I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S A WOLF ! I CARE BECUASE YOU NEED FUCKING GLASSES!!

You’re pretty sure your brother’s wife is a talking wolf in a dress, but he simply refuses to believe you.

WHY?????? I LOVE SEEING WHO MADE IT!

I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

You need to sleep too b00ty boy! Now go to be or else I'll use the power of god and anime!

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

Me who bought "rise of sphinx" a while back but never finished the third level: .......

Did you know they dropped a SECOND miraculous video game??? I saw even less advertising than rise of sphinx

I heard it takes place while Gabriel is still running amok but somehow they're in their Season 6 suits, so I'll be ignoring it just like I ignored the first one U_U

I do! I do!!!!

aspiring writer here. does any1 wanna read abt my ocs/self inserts.......