Me:"Corruption In The Order?" Them:"Yup" Me:"Can I Quit?"

Save money by using me as a therapist since I'm a therapist friend!

finances are really stressing me out, I really need therapy

therapy is really expensive, I should save my money

finances are really stressing me out, I need therapy

therapy is really expensive, I should save my money

My mom supports Trump (I kinda do too but I'm not 100% into politics) and we're Mexican and when I saw these posts, I laughed. I fucking laughed. Shows how leftists are at times. My mom has a thermos with "leftist tears" written on it. I'm not saying all leftists are bad, there are bad people in the right as well, but this is so fucking fun too see that many more republicans. I live in a leftist city so it's rare for me to see republicans.

Me: If I join the hunt can I 1. Adopt as many kids as I want? and 2. shoot Zeus in the balls whenever he tries to make a move on me or the other girls Artemis: Yes. Me: *calling my mom* Hey mom! I'm not going to ever get married but I will adopt a bunch of kids!

Saying you dedicate your hunts to the Goddess Artemis started as a weird private joke to yourself. You never thought it would result in the actual goddess visiting you and asking to teach her how to hunt with a rifle.

I understand that bit, but what I don't understand is where you got the passum.

gently bap your passum

Now I want there to be a big battle between dads. Or that all the shitty dads who are abusive to me killed

All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.

I just mash the buttons and somehow won against my cousin who knew the game better than I did

If I saw that at night I'd start praying to God ASAP. Or throw something at it.

Me when I saw a butch woman:

I mean, she's innocent and she needed to be save....

You are a rookie hero. While a dangerous supervillain was preoccupied, rival villains kidnapped his wife. You were the only hero willing to help get his wife to safety. The terrifying supervillain now wants to thank you in person.

Another hero: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ENGAGED TO A VILLAIN?!?!?! Me: 1. they're hot. 2. We're both ADHD 3. Their rambles are way too cute. How could I not marry them?

A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.