Me: .... I'm Happy To Have You Back But.... WTF?!

Now I want there to be a big battle between dads. Or that all the shitty dads who are abusive to me killed

All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.

Girly pop calm down. And who's Kennith Simmons????? I really need to figure out all your fandoms.

everything keeps GLITCHING OUT!!!!!!! FUCK U KENNITH SIMMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: "Okay then, I sense cowpox... Let's turn that into smallpox and kill you! Please don't cough!"

You’re the healer of the group. The rest of the party has always treated you like you’re made of glass. You were content to stay out of their way and let them do their thing. Until they all got downed leaving you the only one standing. That’s when you show them how deadly healing magic can be.

"Bitch all I'm trying to do is assaininate someone!!!"

“…If all else fails, claim you’re a time traveler and that you’re trying to stop a disaster or something. It’s not exactly a sure bet, but there’s enough people out there who will let you do anything if they think it’s to save the future. Hell, if you’re convincing enough they’ll help you.”

Genderbent!Me:.... HOW?! WHERE?! WHY?????

“Look daddy I found one!” You told your daughter to go look for a unicorn to keep her busy while you set up the tent, you didn’t expect her to succeed.

SO THAT'S WHERE MY WISH FOR A WHITE CHRISMAS WENT TO?! I MEAN'T IN MY CITY!!!

Hi I'm Chrome's IRL friend and this is normal for her. Yes she is weird. Yes I'm worse.

have u ever drawn tamari reckless battery burns? love ur art btw!!! it looks so yummy ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

I actually haven't. It crossed my mind before, I just never got to actually draw them because of school and never went back to it. -`д´-

I have time now though if you're requesting. OuO And thank you so much! ♡♡♡ 🥺 Much appreciated!

HOW????

I'm not gonna sugar coat it!!!!!

you're very beautiful.

and yeah,

you're gonna have to deal with that for the rest of your life

It's never enough.... ADD MORE PEOPLE!!!!

shoutout to my homegirl Almond Milk

Siblings lifts banishment when they become the ruler, and tells them "You like your peaceful life, I know that, but.... CAN YOU PLEASE SCARE AWAY ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! THEY KEEP ON TELLING ME HOW TO RUN MY KINGDOM AND THEY WANT TO PUT MORE TAXES ON THE COMMON FOLK!"

Despite being cursed into a monster and being banished by your royal parents, you were happy with your life. Your home was peaceful. You always had enough to eat. You even had friends despite your appearance, so yeah your life was great. Your non-cursed sibling's life, on the other hand