Me: Oh... WAIT WHAT DID I FUCKING NEED SAVING FROM?!?!?!

Someone: What's you're power? Me: I lose all common sense at random times.... Someone else: Oh shit!

In a world where superpowers are ranked based on its lethality and threat levels, you somehow ends up pretty high on the rank despite having a power that’s anything but lethal OR threatening.

Siblings lifts banishment when they become the ruler, and tells them "You like your peaceful life, I know that, but.... CAN YOU PLEASE SCARE AWAY ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! THEY KEEP ON TELLING ME HOW TO RUN MY KINGDOM AND THEY WANT TO PUT MORE TAXES ON THE COMMON FOLK!"

Despite being cursed into a monster and being banished by your royal parents, you were happy with your life. Your home was peaceful. You always had enough to eat. You even had friends despite your appearance, so yeah your life was great. Your non-cursed sibling's life, on the other hand

*takes the clothes he hands me* "Gramps did you really have to wait that long? I mean I could've killed that thing years ago if you wanted me too" "Well my darling granddaughter, I just liked fooling everyone, so let me have that. Now, you know where the holy water is?"

"Yes Gramps. How much longer do I have before I have to get that demon out of you?" "About half an hour. Not talking for so many years made him a bit lazy, so he has to get ready again to control my body"

Your grandfather has been nonverbal all your life due to a stroke. When you are finally old enough to care for him, after everyone leaves he focuses on you and says “Finally, lets get started”

Ah shit, a mosquito????? Dat sucks. I suggest arson. P.S. How you like my PFP?? Should I change it to Tsukasa?????

How you doing?! I also need help making lore for OCs since you're much better at it than I am! And thanks for lending me your manga every day bestie!!!! :3

there's a mosquito in my house i'm scared......... i can help u ocs at school cuz i gotta do things 2day and tomorrow :3

Sorry but imma need an explaination to what's going on right now...

Ok so the website only is for the Spanish church, so that's no help. But this guy is acting like this and his own kid is a therian. Please leave her alone, she's a sweet kid, he just needs to wake up and he's actually looking for information in his post. He actually works where I used to work, you can figure that out pretty easily, I think he'll be at work today actually. Please just talk to him. He won't hear me and I'm actually the praise leader at the church, but I'm apolitical and haven't watched TV in over a year. I'm just tired no one holds him accountable. It's a toy store, so they'd probably appreciate a lot of business today, they have cool stuff but as you'll see the vibe is off. So have fun shopping! Remember, nonviolence is very important to me. I seek for people to be educated, talked to, and for their bad behavior to make them uncomfortable enough that they might change. Also he needs Facebook friends, he's literally asking for people to explain it to him.

God give me good fortune.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

No no Angel.... let Niffty cook

Oh really? I didn't know.

HOLY SHET!!! IT'S A DUCKING PAINTING!!!

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

"Why haven't you killed the human yet" "I've grown fond of the little derp. He amusses me quite a bit"

The human servant knew he should've been incinerated by his dragon master. He had outlived his usefulness, after all... it's a mystery as to why the dragon hasn't killed him already.