Here's Another Boob Fact! They Get Bigger When You're Pregnant!

*speaking into the megaphones* YOU ARE NOT MATURE YA DUMB BITCH!!! (Just trying to be funny here. Sorry if I was rude)

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

Me: Okay, so from what I can tell, you just acted on your intrusive thoughts? Other me: Pretty much. We're the same except for all the laws I broke.

Your are your normal, boring self. Today, however, you’ve been abducted by the government to interrogate a super villain from another dimension - Yourself!

I do! I do!!!!

aspiring writer here. does any1 wanna read abt my ocs/self inserts.......

I understand that bit, but what I don't understand is where you got the passum.

gently bap your passum

TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS TO SEE IT! YOU ARE WORTH SOMETHING AND ARE NEEDED BY SOMEONE!!!

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

@chromeeeeeeeeee

LOOK AT THIS! XD

Most-used word in each US state.

". . . EVERYBODY! CHOOSE POKEMON!!!! TRUST ME!!! Yes pokemon could techniqually kill you, but that's not in the modern pokemon world!!! And also, we get big puppies! Big kitties! Allergic to fur? THERE ARE A OVER A 1,000 POKEMON! AND NOT ALL OF THEM HAVE FUR!!!"

“Okay, so, bad news, your world is scheduled to be destroyed. Good news, you guys get to go to any ‘fictional’ world you want to relocate. However, it’s a majority vote and there’s no take-backs. Choose wisely.”

Ranger: Mikachu, we talked about this. Me: Bitch I grew up in America, I got fucking murder weapons everywhere.

“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.

. . . Guilty!!!!

reblog if you're a writer but would rather drink straight cyanide than show any of your family members your work

You heard me.

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”