Things I Thought Up In My 105-degree Fever Delirium

Honestly, if anyone could be my enemy, I'd want Moriarty to be because if he were to kill me, at least I'd die laughing because he's such a weirdo. But I'd probably be embarrassed that that absolute freak beat me. LOOK AT THIS WEIRDO

Most Embarrassing Moment

Ahhh.... here we go. Okay, so I used to do track in middle school. In 7th grade, I decided to do discus at a meet, but I hadn't thrown in a year. So, when I went to throw it, I threw it OVER THE NET WHERE THE PEOPLE WERE, and I would have killed someone if they hadn't moved. I was so embarrassed afterward that I cried, and everyone kept surrounding me and asking me why I was crying (which is so stupid because it's so obvious why! I almost killed some people!), but I lied and said I didn't know why, but I very well knew why.

I've seen enough Broadway musicals to know this is a bad idea

So… it’s like drugs?

Literally, what is up with Victor Hugo loving the words "enigma" and "chaste"? He bloody described a sword as chaste, and he used the word "enigma" like ten times every chapter. It's okay to have a favorite word, but this is taking it too far.

I'm going to make a fanfic of Cask of the Amontillado and give it to my English teacher as an end-of-the-year gift. Any suggestions? Now, I need to actually go write it instead of scrolling.

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I posted my first Les Misérables fanfic on AO3! It ships several couples, mainly Enjoltaire, but also Courferre. Here's the link: (title name) idk (1790 words) by mayaruinstheinternet

I made this shrine of Les Misérables.

Legally watching musicals should be illegal

Duolingo's going to somehow find some way to use the pope's death as a marketing strategy. I don't know how, but I feel it in my veins.