Alright Free Story Idea That I Personally Find Really Funny.

alright free story idea that I personally find really funny.

Derek 'Chronic English Major' Hale having a secret love of period drama romance novels or some shit, and one day picks up a new and popular series where the story is essentially 'Pride and Prejudice but oops all werewolves'. He gets real invested and is really impressed by both the incredibly well researched historical accuracy, AS WELL as the ACCURATELY portrayed werewolf lore/representation.

I also like to imagine Derek and Lydia bond over their shared interest of books/films because 1. it's funny and 2. they're honestly both so dramatic and extra that after all the shit they and their friends went through, Derek and Lyds deserve to be buds. Anyway, said book series comes up in conversation, and Derek says he just started it and it's really good. Lydia inexplicitly starts cackling, but doesn't elaborate, just making vague comments almost like an inside joke.

Derek finishes the book series, and starts to put the pieces together. Some parts of these books seem almost... too familiar. But who would be the type of person to have encyclopedic knowledge on hyper specific parts of history, a flair for dramatics, AND a vast amount of experience with not only the supernatural, but especially werewolves?

...Yeah turns out Derek Hale's favourite book series was written by Stiles using a pen name, and no he does not want to talk about it.

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teen wolf derek hale stiles stilinski fic ideas sterek i'm an idiot idk man lol bonus points if it was A. - like a ghost writing and/or consulting gig that Stiles took in his free time and/or B. - just a polished version of a college writing project or something he started out of boredom and curiosity that went too far truly the result of stiles going “wouldn't it be funny if...” bc stiles seems like the type of guy to stumble into a creative career to me with all that whimsy idk honestly either romantic or platonic sterek would work with this Derek is so ashamed lol this is super unoriginal btw so statistically this has probably been done but eh

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What do you mean those aren't the lyrics to sexxx dreams?

I was so disappointed to find out they never confirmed Stiles as bi - we were robbed of an out and proud bi stiles fucking around, there's so much potential!

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maxxifer

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I know, usually, Derek is written as the type to do the "I'll let the world burn for you" shit but realistically, he's too much of a martyr for that. He will jump in the fire if it means others would go unscathed.

Now, Stiles? Stiles is the balls to wall unhinged one. He would let the world burn for Derek, for his pack. If you give him a reason, if you hurt what’s his? He’ll go full scorched earth without hesitation

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derek hale stiles stilinski real sterek Stiles is the scary one of the relationship lol they do in fact match each other’s freak

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maxxifer

1 month ago

Stiles Stilinski gif pack

I’m not a lover or a fighter. I’m a hater talking shit from a safe distance.

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maxxifer

2 months ago

"DerekDerekDEREK holy mother of GOD I'm about to fall 200 feet to my DEATH" "Better hold on tight, spider monkey" "What the hell is a sp- NO don't you daaAAA"

Another of my friend K's suggestions - when she found out I'd never watched twilight she suggested we do so together, but she keeps insisting she won't tell me what happens in the last ones in advance because then I'll 'never agree to watch them'. i am afraid.

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maxxifer

2 months ago

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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maxxifer

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Me: dang I hate how my voice cracks on the chorus of Pink Pony Club but the rest of the song is so good.

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maxxifer

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Sorry your boyfriend died and came back and died and came back and died and came back and died and came back again. He was trying to find you.

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