Why Has No One (from What Ive Seen) Done A 'stiles Gets Bitten First' Fic That Actually Takes Plot Points

Wanted a cover for my 'I could see Stiles listen to this' playlist and since it can't be a gif - in which case it would have been this one:

- second best was a redraw of the lofi girl although the playlist is probably as far from lofi as you can get LOL

Link to playlist under the cut for those curious:

I've listed the ones I've done art for at the beginning but from there on I've just been adding whenever I came across something from my own liked songs that I could see stiles jam out to. Best on shuffle!

It ended up with so many of my hype favorites hahaha. if you put this on, say 'actually, what would realistically happen in this scenario is...' in the mirror 3 times and open a can of coke, you'll summon a ghostly apparition of me that'll poorly but enthusiastically dance in your kitchen.

And I really just want- oh god oh god oh cut, cut Derek! Derek: What happened, Stiles? Stiles: Oh it's a fucking tragedy over here

Listen brad has more golden retriever energy compared to stiles’s feral cat vibes - but late 20s/early 30s stiles with the chaos, the tangents, the interactions with the rest of the staff, calling his editor all kinds of variations of his name/nicknames, derek with the sass in the edit notes - you see the vision

(screenshots from 1st ep of It's Alive with Brad Leone - an iconic opening)

Stiles posts a tiktok of him just strolling through the woods talking about how he heard on his police scanner someone had found a skull and a skeleton hand buried under a tree.

After he trips for the third time in 5 minutes, he pauses for a break and says, “which is so rude, honestly. Why can’t I find a buried skull?”

He takes a deep breath before exhaling noisy, “anyway, look at this tree,” he turns the camera to a grey, dying looking tree. It’s an odd tree compared to the healthy, full and green trees around it. The tree has bare branches that look like hands grasping at the sky.

Stiles makes a humming noise off camera, “a good classic tree to give a sacrifice.”

“You think so?”

Stiles shrieks and his phone drops to the forest floor.

“What the FUCK?”

There’s a few seconds where there sounds to be a struggle and then another shriek echos through the air.

The video keeps playing for a moment before the view starts to shift as the phone is picked up and then the video ends.

The video gains view after view after view and has a couple hundred comments such as

did he die?

bro, what the hell happened?

part 2????

DID HE GET KIDNAPPED?

staged!!!

Where’s the next part?

Bro, I heard he’s actually missing…

WHY WOULD YOU GO IN THE WOODS ALONE?????

It's ace week!

Derek: I'm the best at fighting.

I feel like we're almost in an era of like, reverse queerbaiting. Used to be that you'd be tricked into watching a show because the story implied there'd be gay rep, but now they're using gay rep to trick you into thinking there'll be a story.

Derek: "Are you even listening to me?"

Stiles: "I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too distracted by your whole broody-alpha thing. Very intense."

Derek: "I will literally throw you into the lake."

Stiles: "See? Intense."

Something something werewolf physiology something """advanced healing""" something increased reactions to perceived cellular damage something overactive melanocytes-

Anyway. Freckled Derek - what do we think, chat?

Saw the last gif in this set and thought 'that man needs a blanket and a hug' - for @renmackree, hope things ease up for you soon ♥

First time making an animated gif, sorry if it's a lil choppy (':

Also psst, i have a redbubble shop now! let me know if there's anything specific you'd like available on there ☆

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