Queens: .. Don't...He Already Carries 8 Of Them On His Person....we Don't Need Another One Guardian

It's telling me to "talk" Variks.... multiple times...in the face and and then give him a little push but the Europa cliff side .... before looting everything and getting Ramen

Question

If my weapon of sorrow...thorn for this example is whispering to me and telling me to do it... should I do it?

I think it's generally a good rule of thumb for Guardians to ignore anything that's whispering to them.

Unless it's whispering to you to get ramen or something. In which case,do the thing.

But since it's Thorn we're talking about,something tells me that's not the case.

These lips are sealed..,or are they?

.....good question do us Exos actually have lips or would they be even considered to be lips...never thought about it

Who said everything was so serious?

Cayde: hey Kid you got my?-

MJ-2: yeah, yeah I got your 6

Cayde: well thanks

Turns to look at him

Cayde: I appreciate it-

MJ-2 holds a sticker of a number 6 in his hands

Cayde: you serious?

MJ-2: Well you are Cayde-6

Cayde:..okay you got me good this time, now let's do this before Zavala starts asking questions

TLDR:

Puns and practical jokes

Sea of thieves...why are there so many people that are toxic, like seriously, I was travelling to sell my loot, and two guys started chasing me, hell i offered an alliance if they left me alone, and they would've gotten a cut of the profits but nope, they attack, all silent, and keep on spamming firebombs and skeletons.... just why ...I only want to become pirate legend, like I know it's a pirate game but come on....i wasn't even bothering them, hell had the glitter beard sails on.... I'm not an aggressive guy... some people are nice but not all....like the guys who sailed the Krusty Krab.... yes that was the name of someone's ship...

Sorry for the rant.... just really wanted to get 50 gold holders

The Master bandit

Outfit pieces

Stalker hat (Dirty brown)

Duster Coat (black)

Classic Vest (brown and gold)

Everyday overshirt (white)

Ranch pants (Black, Patched)

Cotton suspenders (brown)

Worn roper boots (brown and black)loot

Bandana

Bandit weapon equipment

Arthur's satchel

The cold claims all....a moment frozen forever

MJ-2 Fun Fact

MJ-2 does keep small trophies/trinket from his Travels and experiences, Though they range widely.

From specific items related to his missions such as a robot claw from the elkisni to just small random things...like moon rocks, feathers, a hat Adorned with parts of white Hive shell pieces...stuff like that

John Patricks aka The Shamrock Gunslinger

Outfit pieces

Stovepipe top hat (Green)

Shotgun coat (green)

Parsley vest (green/black)

Stand-collar overshirt (white)

Fancy pants (brown)

Fine leather suspenders (Green)

Multi tone half chaps (Black and brown)

Hunting fowler boots (orange brown)

Vaquero spurs (Grey gold)

Dress tie (Green)

Gambler weapon equipment

John's satchel

Guns: Lucky Charms

2 Cattleman Revolvers

Long barrel

Gold

Everything

Victorian

Silver

Hero pearl grips

Awkward Situations

Crow walks in

Crow: Guardian, I need you to-

MJ-2 wearing the Prodical Armour set aka Uldren's armour

Crow:... how and why do you have that

MJ-2:......found it.....

Crow: that doesn't answer my second question... Why

MJ-2:.... because......why not...and it's cool?

Crow:...that was the armour I was shot in...it even has the bullet hole...

MJ-2.:....ummm

Crow: where did you even.....did you....

MJ-2: strip it off your dead body, no of course not

Crow: thank the traveller-

MJ-2: I found it in a crate after your body was taken for your funeral

Crow:.....I am beginning to grow concerned about your mental state....

MJ-2: I thought the armour made from scorn and hive would trigger that....Or hell even the Armour made from the Vex .... just wearing enemies while we eliminate the rest

Crow:.....

Crow takes a few steps back

MJ-2: so ....what did you need?

Crow holding a mission to fight scorn

Crow:..umm it's nothing I'll give it to someone else

MJ-2: Okie dokie

Two new ghost shells

happy Dawning, Destiny people! ❄️

Makes sense, everyone needs a little alone time, here take some coupons and if anyone asks you didn't see me, now bye, bye

*Runs off*

Question

...So I may have "borrowed" a few coupons for spicy ramen from our favourite hunter......do you have any good hiding spots I might be able to use?

..... I won't ask why you "borrowed" his coupons, but yes I have MANY hiding spots around the Tower and all over Sol.

Sometimes I don't like the people and need to get away, feel free to use them anytime.