The Idea That Birds Are Attracted To Flashiness Is So Funny To Me Because Imagine Like
The idea that birds are attracted to flashiness is so funny to me because imagine like
*Scene kid walks by*
*All birds in the vicinity immediately drop to the ground dazed, their faces bright red and their noses bleeding profusely*
More Posts from M0th-pit and Others
Not to put OP down but….
Ah yes. Early 2000s. 2011.
(Cute kitty tho)
Nyan Kitty!
(I don't think I ever posted this vertical version)
Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
I’m glad to see you walk across my dash, you cute little whatever-you-are, hope you have a great dHEY GIVE ME MY DIRT BACK
dont mind me im just wandering across your dash
WE’RE GETTIN OUTTA THERE
your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail
well uh
@untamedcrusader @chaos-triangle @collie-kin
me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
NOT IF I HITTING YOU WITH MY FACKING VEHICLE FIRST
You met them…the spider in tub…
Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.
No ;w;
are u smarter? than a deers👉🦌
