I’m Glad To See You Walk Across My Dash, You Cute Little Whatever-you-are, Hope You Have A Great DHEY

Your first four emojis with faces will be your reaction to spring!

Webwog if u gleep glorp :3

gleep glorp

Based off of your four most recently used emojis, how will the start of the new year treat you?

Nyuuuuu th kitteh qwq

(Cat comes and sits on my lap)

+1 Cat

(I move the smallest amount imaginable)

-1 Cat

like and/or reblog to give an ai grifter a headache

I just found out ants are transparent and how high was god when they thought that was a good idea

Yall ever just

*Frutiger aero noises*

*meme soundbyte*

*sounds of microwave having seizure*

if I was a skeleton I would make everything I said somehow relate back to being a skeleton

so like if something is disappointing, that's not a bummer, that's a boner. or if someone throws a crazy party, that's not a rager, that's a boner. or if somebody wins a competition, they're not a winner, they're a boner. or if

Revolutions are good for a kitten’s development :)

lets overthrow mama