Latest Posts by m-rivas1 - Page 3

Okey, todo muy bien, pero imagínate que el difunto también te acompañe a evitar que el amor de tu vida se casé con otro, además de que el difunto era alguien famoso.

Así que a cada rato los interrumpen en su camino a evitar la boda con gritos de incredulidad, retrasando la cosa.

Y todo el mundo se vuelve loco al darse cuenta de que el tipo está vivo.

Por qué había muerto en televisión y todos lo habían visto.

Ahora tienen que esconderse.

You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.

Here are 2 things I love in Daima:

1. I'm watching it with subtitles, and they captured Goku's hayseed realness in a chef's kiss way. "Ain't nothin' out here" or some shit. Boy bout to drop a "Yeehaw, y'all!" any goddamn minute. He's not just a himbo, he's a Country Fucker. A Wild Mountain Boi. Makes his behavior make 100000% more sense. He's been in A Society for like 50 years, but you can't un-bump this bumpkin.

2. He legit told Panzy, "Naw, I can't push my hair down, it just goes boing." The boi has FRONDS. Like a palm tree. Confirmed.

Goku, eta vaina e seria..

Voy a robar algunos de estos headcanon para un oc.

Okay I'm tired of pretending to be insane so here are some reaaaally basics Zarbon's race concepts from me ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼

(TW: (just in case)... +15 text and a little bit of religion thing)

Appearance:

• They are an alien species that belong to the planet Gurētsuh, the name of their race is called Gutokage (Gurēpufurūtsu = grapefruit + Tukage = lizard)

• They are a species which is evolved from what we know as Crocodylidae which have all kinds of lizards belonging to this family (Caimans, alligators, crocodiles, gharials, etc.) being giant reptiles

• They are humanoid reptiles between 2-3 meters (they can grow more), with a lot of muscle mass, tough skin with thick scales, a powerful upper jaw full of sharp teeth (depending on the species of this), eyes with an improved vision with the passage of its evolution, super acute hearing, speed even being so corpulent sometimes, these usually have tails, not all, the tail has been disappearing as they evolve.

• The tail was previously super useful when they had to swim, before they lived both on land and in water and the tail helped them to have balance in the water.

• Like all reptiles, they have a third eyelid for when they need to swim.

• Very few have retained the ability to swim perfectly, this is because on their planet after the "Evolution of beauty" you will rarely see one swimming

• They have super sharp nails capable of cutting flesh and bones easily.

• Most have long hair, rarely short, long and well-groomed hair indicates fertility and good genes.

• Their colors vary depending on the species/subspecies of these lizards, from green to even black (including both skin and hair)

• There are Gutokages with all kinds of bodies, tall, skinny, chubby, muscular, small, etc.

• There are differences between males and females, males are more robust than females normally (depending on their body type)

(More undercut ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ )

Dimorphism/Sex:

• This is a concept that I put together with the fact that they are named after citrus fruits, I have seen that many do this that they have no gender, so in my case, they are all born being male and female at the same time, they have both reproductive organs (Vagina and Penis), but some may look more feminine or masculine than others but that does not define their "gender".

• Example of this: We have a super masculine and large Gutokage that could perfectly be the stereotype of the dominant MALE, but he was the one who gave birth to his children and was the Bottom at the time of procreation.

( Example of dimorphism, both can be "male" or "female" depending. )

• The appearance of the Gutokage depends a lot on its species, the Gutokage of the "Crocodile" species are going to be larger and more robust, if it is a Gutokage of the "Dwarf Alligator" species it will be smaller and skinnier, but the dimorphism is still the same.

• Their reproduction is sexual, and they give birth to 1 to 5 offspring. Being reptiles, they lay eggs and depending on the Gutokage, it will be more painful, heavy or slow when releasing the eggs.

• The offspring (inside the egg) change appearance depending on the temperature, warm = more masculine features and cold = more feminine features.

Mating/Heat:

• Gutokage look for a mate between the months of February and September (in human months) and during these months, courtship, mating, nesting, incubation and hatching of eggs take place.

• Gutokage "reproduce only once in their life" (not really). They mate during a specific period called "courtship", which can last for days. During courtship, they perform elaborate displays to attract the other, these could be anything from showing off their luxuries, hunts, belongings, social status, etc. (Anything that makes the other Gutokage think it's a good idea to be the other's mate).

• Gutokage don't go with just anyone who appears around, they have a couple planned, days, weeks and months before proposing, these like any couple, have to get to know each other 100%, it's no joke, that's why it takes a lot of preparation to get a partner for life.

• When it comes to mating, these creatures are not brute beasts, quite the opposite, they are very romantic, they try to show trust and a safe/loving space to their partner.

• Even when they are in a couple or already have a family, they still continue to have sex, but many wait until the mating season to do so.

Clothing/Jewelry:

• They are creatures that wear clothes that highlight their attributes and beauty in their own way, we have from Gutokage with more Greek style clothing to Gutokage with armor 24/7, they really have varied styles that you see and know that this species will never lose in a clothing contest.

• They use a lot of jewelry, it is what characterizes them too, all kinds of jewelry are worth it, what they use the most and that is more religious are tiaras and earrings (better if these match) and something important about this:

• The earrings/tiara that Zarbon and Yuzun wear are special, that jewelry is created specifically for the Gutokage who do not want to return to their beast forms, they keep them with the idea that their beautiful forms ARE THE TRUE ONES and that makes them look that beautiful.

• Some Gutokage go barefoot, others wear all kinds of footwear depending on their clothing (more than one will have heels).

• They do not have gender stereotypes for clothing.

(example of some Gutokage most normal clothing (the images do not belong to me) )

Religion:

• As I said before, earrings and tiaras are religious accessories, this means that this jewelry is a symbol of miracles, it means protection, harmony with oneself and that not having this is a sin, since they are little they should have this, since they see it as a lack of respect, for them not having this is a sign of savagery, lack of culture and brutishness.

• And why is this? Well, they praise a God, for a reason it is religious. In their bible (yes, they have a bible) everything starts with them being wild creatures on the verge of death, until a little different Gutokage was born, he was smarter and to differentiate himself from the others he used accessories created by himself, this one in order to save his race, he made a deal with the "Powerful" to become the savior of his race, this was granted and the young Gutokage became a deity, having the charge of helping his race to be beings like him, that's why they use jewelry, it's a symbol of gratitude and honor to their god who saved them.

• This entity had children, which are "God of war", "God of fertility", "God of death" and "God of good luck"...

Okay, so far everything I have, I know that maybe it's a bit out of nowhere but, I can't see how nobody does anything, I hope you liked it, if you have anything else to add I'm all ears. ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

We dont talk enough about the fact that Goku wasnt born strong. Gohan, Vegeta, Broly, Goten, Trunks... all born with innate strength. But Goku... Goku was weak. His entire life growing up, there was ALWAYS someone stronger than him.

For a saiyan to be outmatched by earthlings... ridiculous. But he was. Several times over. Every bit of strength Goku has, he had to work for, train relentlessly for. Its easy to forget because hes so strong now and continiously comes out ahead. But thats the POINT.

Vegeta grew up knowing he was the pride of the saiyan race, born strong, elite, a prodigy. He was hopelessly outmatched by frieza and some of his army, but for a saiyan, vegeta was the strongest (or so he believed).

Because the saiyans put so much belief into power you were born with, power you were destined to have. You either had strength or you didnt. And Goku didnt. So he was third class. His destiny wasnt power, it was weakness.

Its why Vegeta is so constantly thrown off by and therefore obsessed with Goku in the beginning. Because how could someone born so weak be THIS strong? It didnt make sense.

Then we have Gohan, born with incredible hidden reserves of power. Unlike Goku, Gohan was born with potential. His strength was always there. And sure, he had to work incredibly hard to unlock it but its a story arc we keep seeing repeated with gohan. Either its unlocked with anger or someone unlocks it for him (the grand elder, old kai, etc.)

And then Goten and Trunks, both super saiyan by the age of 7. Power came EASY to them. It was as natural as breathing. Goku, Vegeta, and even Gohan all struggled to reach super saiyan. It took a toll. But Trunks and Goten take that power from literal legend and make it a game.

No one has ever had to work as hard as Goku to achieve strength. And you can argue with me on this all day long if you want to. He didnt have hidden powers. There were no hidden reserves, no one to unlock his innate abilities. When he was a child, his unnatural strength compared to human made him special. But for a saiyan, goku was one of the lowest of their race.

Every bit of strength, every morsel of power in gokus body, was built through training. He didnt unlock hidden potentials, HE CREATED them. Its why Goku is the mortal who figures out how to unlock ultra instinct. Because he almost never won a battle purely based off a sheer power, no. Goku had to be smart, needed to be clever. He was forced to hone technique just as much as power, was taught by all his masters the importance of harnessing his mind as well as his body. He grew up meditating, sensing energy, learning not to rely on his eyes, but all his senses. He was training to filter out his own extra unnecessary movements all the way back when he first met Korin and then later again with Kami.

Goku lost fights a lot. All the time. But everytime he lost, he learned. Because he was forced too. Because when Goku lost, there was no backup. He was it. And so he would HAVE to come back stronger, have to find the way to win. Or everyone would be dead.

Maybe its just me but i just think theres something incredibly special about a saiyan labeled as "weak," a saiyan no one bothered to pay any mind to being the first to become legend. He avenged their entire race. That little boy with a tail, born with a power level of 2, became the strongest of them all.

The most interesting part of the FrankenStan au, at least in my opinion, is the aftermath, and its absolutely heartbreaking that so few people talk about it.

Imagine you're Stan. Your brother, that you thought hated you (and in some cases literally killed you), brought you back to life. Now you have to live with the knowledge that you died. You may not even be entirely you anymore, depending on how damaged your body was by the time he started piecing you back together. Imagine waking up with skin and organs and bones that aren't your own, and now you have a good idea about what happens after death, more so than even those who had near death experiences. You were cold. Your heart stopped pumping for weeks, months, maybe even years.

And now imagine you're Ford. You've spent all your time since your brother's death trying to bring him back to life. The man you thought ruined your life. The man who always was there for you, ever since you shared the womb. Your best friend. Your other half. His blood is on your hands figuratively and literally. You have all the time in the world to consider every mistake you've made, every choice that's led to him laying there on the metal table of your lab, cold as your heart on the day he was kicked out. But, after putting your blood, sweat, and tears into bringing him back to life, he's there. He's alive. There's so much you want to say. So many apologies you want to make.

And then you realize. He's alive, but the world is dangerous. It took your brother away once, whose to say it won't do it again? You've seen his blood, his organs. You know first hand how fragile his body is. The world isn't safe for him. You couldn't protect him once. That's not going to happen again.

ah ha ha no girl don't use Vampirism, Religion, and/or Cannibalism as a metaphor for all consuming love and obsession you're so sexy ah ha

No sabía que necesitaba ésto, pero ahora lo hago.

This is from my dbz/bnha crossover, where Goku adapted izuku

Read the story from Wattpad izuku son of Goku

No superan al futbolista colombiano Efmamjjasond, llamado así por los meses del año.

“How could you?” “I can expla-“ “No, I don’t mean morally. Logistically how could you even pull something like this off?”

Right now, Maduro just made it so that Venezuelans can't get back inside Venezuela with an expired passport... and how do you get a new passport? Simple, you have to be inside the country to ask for it. How do you get in the country, then? You need a special paper that the consulates and embassies can give you.

Only they just cut relationships with many of the countries where a lot of Venezuelans emigrate to, which means no consulates or embassies. So basically, if you're in those countries, you are left stateless.

This means they very passive-agressively just banished several millions of people.

Guys.. Stan canonically writes fanfiction, presumably posting it to ao3.. I bet that man has got the ultimate author's curse notes

"Sorry I'm late to update guys! Got arrested by the federal government for stealing materials from them to rebuild an interdimensional portal to save my long lost twin brother! But hopefully things will be more consistent now that I'm done saving him!"

"My bad for this being so rushed, currently living through the literal apacolypse!"

"Didn't mean for this too take so long y'all, had to reread the whole fic to refresh my memory after getting my brain wiped to kill the demon who used to date my brother, y'all know how it is!"

well you heard him, whis

expanding on the thought of kudou getting the call sign 'hero' and afo getting irked by it for some reason

Yo.

“…Okay…which of you chucklefucks feed him gluten?”

Shhhh…they are sleeping

Some time after the ToP…….Goku is still ruining the fun for Vegeta lol

seeing baby dende be so cute and innocent makes it even funnier to me how on piccolos first day alive he hatched with an evil grin and set someones house on fire. dende is like cooing and giggling and at the same ripe age of infant piccolo was committing arson

AU where Raditz is sent to Earth with his baby bro or something. 

i have a headcanon that Yoichi trims AFO's hair because i can't help but compare AFO's nicely trimmed hair to Yoichi's and i thought someone had to have cut AFO's hair for him and it is only logical for me to assume it was Yoichi who did. I think AFO would only trust Yoichi to be so close to him with a sharp object like a pair of scissors lol

I think Yoichi would have also liked cutting his brother's hair at first, because it would make him feel helpful in a way? And I just think even when AFO put him in the vault, AFO would still go there to get his hair trimmed by Yoichi.

and once Yoichi joins the resistance, he offers to do this for Kudo as well.

Headcanon #37

Vegeta was actually meant to be taller, but as he was growing up Frieza had starved and locked him in closed spaces from time to time as punishment, or simple amusement, and it affected his growth.

Submitted by Anonymous

Big Ol’ Raditz Z Warrior Arc Headcanon Post

under the cut for length and crackship Radcha hell

Seguir leyendo

I imagined living together in Goku's house after Raditz became good. Chichi is worried, but Raditz will be sincere because he was a soldier...

Random headcanon

Every Saiyan is terrified of something simple. Goku with Needles, Vegeta with Worms...

My thought is that Raditz is petrified of Rats.

Tarble is horrified of Snakes.

Broly might be afraid if cheese. He doesnt trust it.

Gravity Falls Headcanons

[maybe acceptable to change]

Dipper Pines

Has autism

Has chewelry for when he’s in deep thought, which is better than chewing his pens

Is an ally

Gets glasses

Has gained two more friends around his age, Twig Westwood and Lorelei ‘Lorie’ Flussmann

Has scarring from the summer of 2012

Has participated in marching band

Plans to pursue journalism

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mabel Pines

Is pan

Has ADHD

Doesn’t have a single fashion ‘style’, opting to change it frequently (ex. She’s goth one day and bohemian the next day and retro the next day)

Has started using hair chalk to go with her outfits

Will have her braces removed, but start wearing a retainer

Has a knack for alchemy and magic and is currently under the tutelage of a witch

Continues with her Guide to Life videos and becomes a popular WebTuber

She does commissions for her handmade bracelets and necklaces and anything knitting/crocheting related

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Stan Pines

Probably the most ‘normal’ of the Pines twins

Is bisexual

Has claustrophobia

Is dyslexic

Suffers from depression and PTSD

Is the better cook compared to Ford

Would reclaim his mullet while out at sea

Needs a moment to let his mind settle after waking up, a side effect of the memory gun

Is fluent in Spanish, and passively understand French and Portuguese (but can’t speak fluently)

He used be part of a biker gang, the same one with Jimmy Snakes

With Ford’s permission, he gave Soos the entire Shack, house and all

With money from selling treasure, Stan has Dan build a new cabin house for the family

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ford Pines

AuDHD

Major Insomniac

An AroAce Nonbinary Man!

Suffers from c-PTSD, depression, and great guilt

Does have a feral side to him

Has a fear of snakes, but loves cats (imagine him meeting a tatzelwurm)

Eerily quiet while asleep

Grows out his hair to his shoulder blades. Initially has plans to cut it, but Mabel likes this long.

Has a cybernetic spine; its what caused his eyes to turn from brown to blue; there are other changes.

He probably has other implants, though one is a translator

He doesn’t like being touched, especially around his wrists and neck

Used to be fairly chubby until his fallout with Bill, which caused him to lose weight because of stress. Becomes malnourished while dimension hopping. Still currently recovering.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Soos Ramirez

Becomes a let’s player on his days off, his WebTube channel is called ‘Let’sDoodIt!’. Melody would occasionally appear in it.

Soos, along with Melody and his Abuelita, has moved into the Shack

For the Stans’ 59th birthday, Soos had gifted Stan his adoption papers and Stan, without missing a beat, signs it

Has a lot of weird dreams, one of them of him and Stan being frogs and the latter owning a wax museum

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Wendy Corduroy

Her trapper hat used to belong to her mother

Got super depressed over her mom disappearing

Has a new friend named Seiko Habutai, who would eventually become her girlfriend

Bisexual

Joins Ford as his assistant when able

Owns a bat-ax, built by McGucket

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Fiddleford McGucket

Has recovered a lot: Wears a brace to fix his posture, takes it off for showers and sleep, received dental implants (still has his golden tooth), his hair has grown back and regained some color (gray but still), but unfortunately had to get his beard and mustache shaved off (it was a mess! You know the man did not wash that thing!)

Uses a cane with a fritz handle

Is reconnecting with his ex-wife, Emma May

Still has his former raccoon wife, but as a pet, June

Has started his own electronics company, McGucket & Son’s Lab

Would occasionally have minor relapses before returning to his senses on his own

Have started watching anime, courtesy of Soos, and alot of them inspired some of his creations

Has future apprentices in Candy Chiu and a Molly Westwood

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Pacifica Northwest

Is in her ‘rebellious’ phase, according to her parents

Starts hanging out with Candy and Grenda

Still keeps in touch with Archibald’s spirit, who has followed the Northwests to their new house

Plans to golf professionally, but likes to play casually, especially with Mabel

Also has an affinity for magic and has the same witch teacher as Mabel

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Robbie Valentino

Continues to pursue his band career

Has a new best friend in an anthropomorphic wolf named Yue, who joins his band

Is more annoyed with his parents’ during funerals (thanks, Jacky ^^)

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Gideon Gleeful

Was always an intelligent kid

Would skip a couple of grades upon finishing elementary school

He knows the full extent of Ford’s torture, who promised him not to say a word

Hates dancing and will decline when offered

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bill Cipher (post-Theraprism; if he manages to get released)

Would gain a cat-like appearance once he could reincarnate

Would somehow be put under the custody of the Pines family

Has lost most of his powers, can now only levitate himself and enter dreams

More subdue and standoffish, but still has his sick sense of humor and trickster attitude

Became somewhat of a tsundere

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Miscellaneous

People did move out Gravity Falls because of the trauma caused by Weirdmageddon

The ‘Never Mind All That’ Act was abolished three months after creation

There is a ‘Midnight Market’, where the Abnormal creatures have a flea market in town square in the middle of the night

During spooky events, such as Halloween and Summerween, and ‘nerd’ conventions, abnormal species are able to freely show themselves to ‘normies’

Manotaurs has started to work for the Corduroys

Sólo leí un par de capítulos, creo que lo voy a continuar.

So I may be a writer, but I am no artist. I can barely draw a stick man...

I just wanted to share this absolutely mind boggling piece from KeynoriamArt - this amazing artist collabbed with someone else on twitter and sent this to me a few years back. I've sadly lost touch with them now but really wanted to put this out there for people to admire the sheer talent of these artists.

This depicts a version of Gohan which I wrote, where he dies at the Cell Games and then is chosen by Whis to compete for the title of the next God of Destruction for Universe 7.

Behind Gohan are my OCs, whose names are based on Greek mythology. He competes with them over some years for the role of Junior Destroyer under Lord Beerus.

Top left: Deimos

Bottom left: Alala

Top right: Makhai

Top Mid right: Eris

Bottom Mid right: Kratos

Bottom right: Bia

MY BABIES!!! And of course Gohan standing nervously in front ;)

My fanfiction Son Gohan the Destroyer is now in its 44th Chapter, and so much has changed since this was created a few years back. LOOK AT THEM. They are so cool!

To read about Gohan and the 'Supreme Guards' adventures and his journey on the role to a God of Destruction - Son Gohan The Destroyer - Chapter 1 - EmeraldSaiyan - Dragon Ball [Archive of Our Own]

do you think Vegeta wanted to wish for immortality, not only for the typical evil reasons, but also very strongly likely bc -at that point- that was his only ticket out of Frieza aside from straight up dying? He, of course, stood no chance against Frieza (try as he might), let alone kill him. But if Frieza can't kill him, then he would simply outlive Frieza. That's probably all he had to hang on to. He was really abt to endure eternity if it meant living free of Frieza