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Yamcha yamcha vegeta vegeta

Yo.

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

JAJAJAJA, POBRE BRUCE.

Se quedó viudo dos veces por culpa del mismo gilipollas (afo).

bruce stronger than me fr bc if Both my bfs died within months(?) of each other I would have simply shoved ofa onto the first unfortunate soul to cross my path and leapt into oncoming traffic

wip comic based off a tumblr post i saw the other day

I feel like people don’t have enough headcanons of Namekians having slug/snail behaviours- like heat stress, or hibernation (aestivation even?), or having snail/slug organ structures; like only having one lung, one kidney, DART SACK??

OR having PLANT-like behaviours, like brown spots, or yellowing, or wilting- presumably by the specific water they’re drinking not having enough nutrients (the water on Namek is green, you can’t sit here and tell me it isn’t full of nutrients)

Like I just feel like we haven’t tapped into all this potential 😞 Namekians are so cool and they deserve more species-based headcanons

Piccolo sketch dump #2 😌

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Lo siento mucho por lo que están pasando, mí país también se encuentra en una crisis humanitaria horrible ( Venezuela), en mí casa nos retorcemos el cerebro todos los días al pagar las cuentas, varios familiares se han ido del país por esta situación. No tengo la facilidad económica de entregar dinero así como así y soy menor de edad.

¿Teresa está soltera?.

Let's introduce Teresa, Bill's personal therapist at Teraprisma (the designs here are the first ones I made, so you'll see a change later, I hope you like my girl, she needs a raise)

Saiyan headcanons:

They were at a rather low level of technological development when Cold happened upon planet Sadla, their original homeworld. Many were even still Stone Age hunter-gatherers. With emphasis on the hunting.

They venerated ancestors and practiced animism. 

Saiyan children, like humans, are born underdeveloped and take a long time to mature. But Saiyans also have much higher caloric needs than humans. This resulted in lower fertility rates and selected for monogamous behavior even more strongly than in humans.

In pre-Cold Saiyan society, the family was the unit around which all social life was organized.  Spousal, fraternal, and parent-child bonds were particularly revered.

In order to better mold the Saiyans for his needs, Cold implemented policies to undermine the family structure. Most notably, taking newborn infants and sticking them in conditioning pods. Some didn’t see their parents until they were already toddlers.

This is where the practice of sending Saiyan infants to clear low-risk planets came from.

Casual sex wasn’t really a thing in Saiyan society, due to aforementioned monogamy. Sex released all kinds of intense hormones that started a pair bond pretty much right away. And the process could be difficult to stop once it started.

It’s for this reason that Saiyan society didn’t have much in the way of formalized marriage ceremonies. Any couple that had sex more than 3 or 4 times was de facto married.

(See also: Vegeta one day referring to Bulma as his wife and Bulma just going along with it.)

They were, for the most part, enormous prudes. Extreme lust for sex was seen as the result of an inadequate lust for battle.

(Vegeta sees humans the way humans see bonobos, basically. It’s especially startling to him because of their outward resemblance to Saiyans,)

Heres me doing biology headcanons for dbz aliens. If you want to see my ramblings about Namekian, Majin and Icejin/Arcosian diet and reproduction its under the cut.

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"Hey Dad, why did you marry mom?""Well son, when an eldritch goddess beyond human comprehension asks for your hand in marriage, you have few options."

Que envidia.

Pov: you realize that your soul is in the possession of a hot and rich man who is completely sadistic and sociopathic

Dragon Ball Couples as Disney Couples (HEADCANON)

Yo todavía no he superado nada de esto, es simplemente demasiada porquería para mis bebés y mí salud mental no da para procesar nada.

Nadie se merece esté desastre, después de enterarme me sentí en una combinación de muerta y entumecida.

Me hace sentir mal, todo el esfuerzo de todos los personajes para nada.

Es como una burla.

twitter in shambles, bakudeku found shot behind a parking lot, ochako STILL a closeted lesbian with a dead ass girlfriend, bakugou rejected, deku straightmaxxing, todoroki listened to the devil and cut his hair, hawks looking like the plucked chicken i have in my fridge, mirio's no.1 but his wig's a FLOP, touya dead for NOTHING, shigaraki's fine ass dead for NOTHING,

Okay, so I finally got around to watching Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero the other day, brought to you by the same people who came up with the name Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan.

Bulma's shameless, confident vanity continues to reinforce why she's the best character in Dragon Ball.

I need everyone to understand that this might actually be the funniest moment in the whole franchise. It's silly on its surface, but it's also steeped in Dragon Ball history. You can feel Piccolo dying inside, and there's a reason for that that goes much deeper than third-party embarrassment over Bulma's shallownness.

Bulma's cosmic butt-lift is a continuation of a gag from Broly (the good version). In that film, it was established that Bulma routinely uses the Dragon Balls to knock a few years off her age, for the sake of vanity. This was contrasted against Frieza's desire to use the Dragon Balls to add a couple inches to his height, for the sake of vanity.

Both of which are resurrections of the gag from the Red Ribbon Army arc, where Commander Red brought militant warlord violence to all corners of the world to claim the Dragon Balls for himself... so he could make himself taller. Using limitless cosmic power for petty and shallow reasons is a funny joke that Toriyama's fond of.

But this isn't just about the shallowness. It's about Piccolo. Or, more specifically, the other half of Piccolo that is Kami-sama. Dragon Ball is steeped in religious and mythological imagery, primarily Buddhist. A fantasy spin on it with a lot of fictional elements added, but there is a lot of genuine Japanese spirituality in there. Which is why God Almighty is now walking around as one half of Piccolo, with a substitute God ruling from his Temple in Heaven in his place.

During his reign, God gifted the Dragon Balls to mankind so that they would have a cosmic miracle they could turn to in times of great need. Shenron was meant as a great gesture of benevolence; The difficulty in summoning him is to serve as a particularly grueling trial, one that only the most determined and most worthy could fulfill.

However, that didn't exactly go to plan. Rather than a source of hope for the world, the Dragon Balls became objects of lust for its greediest and most corrupt. Near-limitless reality-shaping power to grant any miracle one could ask for, wasted on petty ambitions and selfish desires. God regretted ever making this cursed things.

When Piccolo killed Shenron and destroyed the Dragon Balls, God's response was basically, "Good riddance." The Dragon Balls were a mistake he could now take back. He had no intention of ever remaking them.

But then Goku defeated Piccolo. Goku ascended into Heaven to implore God to return the Dragon Balls to earth. Goku's pure innocence, his kindness, and his strength of character convinced God that there was good in the Dragon Balls. That they were worth remaking and returning to the mortal world below.

And now. Here he stands.

With this woman. The woman who utterly trivialized his great heavenly trial by inventing a handheld radar that beep-beeps all of the Dragon Balls' locations for you, allowing them to be easily collected in the span of a weekend excursion.

Watching her call upon his great reality-shaping miracle, so that she can get a butt-lift and slightly longer eyelashes.

While strongly insinuating that she does this every time the Dragon Balls regenerate. This is the legacy of his cosmic miracle.

Bulma is the greatest heretic in the history of fiction. That is why Piccolo is dying inside. This joke killed me. Almost as hard as Piccolo visibly wants to kill Bulma right now.

Frankenstan AU where the problem isn't bringing Stan back to life, it's to keep him alive. A series of trials to bring him back only for him to agonize for minutes and then die again due to whatever injury he has. And every time he looks at Ford with wide pleading eyes, not understanding what is happening, why his brother is hurting him, why he is being punished.

And Ford just keeps trying, because he can't lose his twin now that he has finally gotten over what happened, now that he is finally ready and able to move on, to be best friends again.

Even though after everything, just the sight of him might be able to terrify his brother even more than Rico.

Dbz fan on Tumblr are so not toxic it's so refreshing

"you know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice maybe 2 not 15." said the wizard council member "well until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!"

“He’d never say it out loud, but he lapped that word up, the praise you gave him felt like that of a frenzied crowd when coupled with the same admiration you gave the others.”

“He wanted more.”

Soooo I may have been re-reading a short fic that just updated and like I’m obsessed with how It’s basically these two dorks like wanna kiss each other so bad they also wanna tear each other apart as well (one for scientific reasons the other just cause), but then in the end Cell just gets like a whole existential crisis.

Wanted to doodle this rq while I’m working on the cotl comic, and I actually love how this turned out! :D

So anyways yall should go read it if you’re interested, I highly recommend it! ⬇️

Está tontería es totalmente Canon.

a silly response to a viral post on twitter about vegeta won't be having a problem with his son being gay, but will go ssj if he finds out trunks is the bottom

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

...Every heart has some pain...

SAIYAN TAIL BODY LANGUAGE

I wish we had more media showcasing the body language of saiyan tails. Only having the classic, the minuscule amount that appeared at the beginning of Z, GT (which isn’t even considered canon), and the smallest amount that appears in DBS: Broly. That may read out like a lot, but it’s actually very little

-I didn’t forget about SDBH but that ain’t canon, and most of the time they’re scrapping so we only get to see how the tail would swerve around while in battle, not really the body language side of things

No matter, I still analyzed (to the best of my ability) all the media showcasing the body language of Saiyan tails, and compiled it to a chart of sorts for myself so I could keep tabs on consistency for my art whenever I draw the silly tails

It’s extremely brief and messy of what it could be, but I thought to share it with you guys. Maybe it could provide useful for some

"What are you using what you have been given for? Who are you using it for? That strong will is what power lives in. That's why people call them Quirks."

Who's the most gorgeous BNHA character? I'll start with my personal, probably rare, pick:

The fact Yoichi looks this drop dead ethereal wearing just a baggy t-shirt is insane. I love an angelic gnc king who haunts the narrative.

America believes itself to be the last nation standing after a global disaster. What they do not realize, is that the global disaster was much more isolated than they were lead to believe, because it was a hoax to keep Americans away from the rest of the world.

You are the God of Death, you are summoned by an cult to smite down the Goddess of Life’s forces in a war between the two faiths…you are extremely angered cause the Goddess is actually your wife since time immemorial and today is your anniversary

Mother Earth isn’t just a metaphor. The entire Earth ecosystem is in fact a sapient whole. The only reason we don’t see aliens is because Mother Earth is super xenophobic and kills any non-terran life that appears. Aliens learned this the hard way and are not sure how to handle humans.

"So I know you sent me to kill the leader of the demons…but there have been some complications" The hero said, trying to hide the ring on their finger.