I Am Currently Experiencing Chuuya Brainrot And Its Getting Kinda Bad 💀 I Might Write A Self-indulgent

Drunk-Dazed: A Dazai x reader fic

Genre: Angst(?), fluff

||Welcome to my first BSD fic! I haven’t written for this fandom at all, but I was craving Dazai content, so I have decided to give it a shot! Maybe I will make more if it gets enough likes…who knows? In the fic, assume that {name} and Dazai have already been dating ^^ Also the whole fic will be from {name}’s pov. [tw for use of weapons like g*ns and katanas. Also mild-ish Cursing (if you consider it a trigger)]||

{(name)’s pov}

I never really liked parties...or huge balls at all, but here I am at a ballroom, people dressed in suits and dresses. Dancing wasn’t really my thing, so I ended up watching others dance while I was standing by the food table, Ranpo standing not that far away from me, devouring all the sweets. I can’t believe I let that maniac Dazai drag me into here. I mean, he does look quite happy. Everyone seems happy…but something feels off…

“Greetings Bella, may I have this dance?” A male voice asked. “Agh! Dazai, you scared me! Shit, well, sure! I’m not the best dancer in the world, but-“ I was caught off my him holding my icy cold hand with his rather warm ones. He exclaimed with a soft smile, “Oh, it’s fine Bella, I’m sure you’re the best dancer in this room!” “No need to be sappy my gorgeous Foxglove” I replied with a small smirk. The man was stunned, blinking twice to register what he had heard. “Foxglove? That’s a new one. I’m afraid you might beat me, Bella!” He exclaimed with a laugh. “Well, it was that or Hemlock. I thought Floxglove was better in retrospect” I explained with a nervous laugh. “Well, isn’t my Belladonna getting smart?” He said with a smile before the song ended, us bowing to each other.

Before I could thank him for the compliment, I sensed something was very off. “{name}? Is something wrong?” Dazai asked with concern. He never really used my name, unless he was being really serious like, business serious. “Ah, it’s nothing Dazai. Why don’t we get something to drink, yeah?” I asked with a smile that I forced onto my face. He looked at me with a brow raised. He then remembered our previous conversation…

[Flashback]

“I’m not sure if we should go to the party. Being stuck in a room for 3 hours? Pass” I deadpanned before handing the slightly wrinkled envelope to Dazai. “It will be fun Bella! Hmmmm…ah! How about we do a deal hm? A quid pro quo, so to speak?” He suggested with a rather concerning smile “Um…sure? Tell me the conditions first and then I’ll decide” I responded, before sitting back down on the worn out couch we got at a garage sale 3 years ago.

“How about, in exchange for you going to the ball with me, which is different from a party, we will-“ “wait, it’s a ball? I’m sorry for cutting you off, but I thought it was a party” I said in surprise “Oh no, Bella. It’s a ball, a pretty fancy one at that.” “A fancy ball? And what will I get in return?” “My love” “Don’t I get that every day?” I asked back “Fair point. I will get you takeout from [favorite fast food place]-“ “Deal. Also if you don’t mind, could I bring my katana? For safety measures” I asked. He shot me a curious expression, “Sure. Why would you want to bring it?” “Just in case anything goes wrong. The invitation looked suspicious to me.” “Ah, I see. Well then, bring it with you” He said with a nod. “Thanks. Also if I suspect anything going wrong, I’ll let you know by asking for something I wouldn’t get at parties” “Understood. I don’t blame you for questioning the invitation. I’m sure we’ll be fine though” he commented before going to get ready.

“I just want to make sure we have a way of protection, in case something does go wrong. I would hate not being able to do anything and just stand there all useless…” he paused and walked to me and embraced me in his arms, feeling my eyes water a little at the confession as well as Dazai’s comforting hug. “You’re not useless, katana or no katana. You’re one of the most strongest [woman/man/people] that I have ever known. Don’t ever think like that, okay?” He asked before kissing my forehead. “Okay. Thanks Dazai, but still, I would like to have a way to protect you. You always protect me, and I’m considering this as my payback.” “I know, just make sure you stay safe yourself, okay?” He asked, his dark brown eyes looked into my [eye color] eyes, with a fiery and burning passion, I buried my face into his chest before mumbling, “I will. I love you Dazai. I love you to infinity and back” His eyes widened a little before softly smiling and murmuring “Me too, Bella. You don’t know how much I really do love you.”

[End Flashback]

He looked at me with worry, also noticing the atmosphere change. I went back to my spot, scanning the area. Everything looked normal, except for a male who looked fairly suspicious. The second I looked away, he slipped behind the entrance door and vanished. I looked behind and noticed Dazai was talking to one of the members. Perfect! I can sneak away and see who that man is. Now all I need is my- I had my katana on my back and only now did I realize my back felt lighter than before. Shit, whoever that person was, he stole it! Fuck, now I need to find out where he is. I sighed, quickly mumbling curses before slipping out of the venue.

It was fairly cold outside, me wearing a suit and forgoing the dress was a good idea. I went to the direction the person went and then I saw a figure holding a katana. He saw me and booked it, running towards a nearby Forrest. Oh, looks like he’s getting away. Well, shit I dashed after him, and it became a cat and mouse game. I happened to be the cat this time. I timed it right and leapt at the figure and tackled them to the ground.

I noticed the figures eye color, reflecting off the moonlight. Why do they look so familiar? It’s too damn dark to see who it actually is. Damn it. I swiftly took my katana back and stood up, pointing the katana at the persons neck. “Tell me your name” I stated, sharply. “I thought you would know who I am” the figure replied with a rough cough. Ah, shit. “Akutagawa, I assume?”

“Yes, you are correct” he responded dryly. “Surprised to see you here. Why all the rush though? The party was just getting started.” I asked with a sly smirk. “Well, you see- Rashomon!” He yelled, seeing the all to familiar thing dart at me. I dodged it and when it attacked me again, I deflected it with my katana. “Nice try, Akutagawa. You’re going to have to try harder to kill me though and get my katana” I teased before swiftly dodging another attack.

“I guess I will give it my all then” He replied before he attacked, the monster darting at me, snapping its mouth. I dodge a few times before one of his hits grazed me and gave me a scratch. It’s just a scratch, even so, Dazai will kill me. I mentally sigh before dodging another attack. I attempted to make a hit before he flung me and I fell into a bush. I quickly got up and dodged again. I wonder where Dazai i- my thoughts got cut off by the sound of footsteps, more like shoes running toward me “{name}! Are you okay?” Dazai asked, his voice full of concern. “Yeah, just got a small scratch” I said holding my arm and wincing in between my labored breathing pattern.

I heard the ruffling of leaves and before I knew it, the port mafia members surrounded us. Shit I mumbled something, getting into my fighting stance. “Looks like we got company, Dazai” I mumbled removing my hand and pacing it on the handle of my weapon. “I’ll try to make this quick” I said with a small laugh.

I heard a gunshot and quickly deflected the bullet, it hitting a nearby tree. “Well, what do you think we should do {name}?” Dazai mumbled “I say let’s book it back, we need to let the others know” I responded with a small smile. “Good idea Bella. I know I can count on you. Alright We book it on three. One…” I noticed the members getting closer. “Two….” I grip my katana handle tighter, my heart racing. “three” Dazai temporarily disabled them before we both dashed towards the venue, the mafia members vision being clouded with dust.

While we ran out of the forest and toward the ballroom place, Dazai noticed the injury I had “I’ll…take…care…of…that…later” Dazai said between breaths. I quickly looked behind me and Akutagawa was about it hit Dazai before I interfered and got hit instead. “DAZAI! GO!” I yelled to him “I’ll catch up! Don’t worry!” I yelled before I almost got hit by an attack. Dazai looked back at me and said “No, I’m not leaving you behind, especially after that injury you got” he stated before getting our opponent off of me. “We should get going, we can talk later” I murmured before bolting to the place, Dazai nodded and followed right behind me.

[two hours after the party. Dazai and {name}’s house]

The fight that Dazai and I had to do was fairly rough, but with the help of the others, it was over fast. The ball had ended an hour after we fought them off. Dazai and I had decided to go back to our quarters early. Dazai has been at it at my injuries for 20 minutes. “You need to be more careful when you fight, Bella” Dazai mumbled after finishing wrapping up my wounds. “Akutagawa has gotten speedier than the last time I or anyone I see has fought him” I defended, crossing my arms in mock anger. “My Bella is mad, oh what ever shall I do?” He asked dramatically. I laughed and playfully shoved him in response. It was moments like these that made life all the more better.

Before I knew it, the clock struck midnight and I was on our shared bed. Dazai was writing something in a journal while I was reading a book. I closed my book, using an old store receipt as a book mark. “Dazai, do you know why he chased me?” I asked, glancing at the man who was laying down, sprawled out like a cat. “He probably wants something from you, that all I know.” He replied with a yawn. “Okay Mr. Whiskers” I joked before he pulled me down onto the bed, my head hitting the soft pillow. “I need to turn off the lights Da-“ “It’s okay Bella, I got it” Dazai interrupted before turning off the lights. “Goodnight, my Bella” He mumbled before burying his face onto my neck, causing me to laugh. “Goodnight my beautiful Foxglove” I said before kissing his head.

That night, the two of us fell asleep to the flaps of the curtain and the soft glow of the moon. A small reminder that even through darkness, there will always be a light, and one can hope that that light will never dim.

||Hello! That’s the end of my very long Dazai x reader fanfic! I would say it’s about 1k words (more or less)! I hope y’all enjoyed and an Eren x reader fic is on the making! Keep your eyes peeled for that!||

Akito Intro

Here is my introduction. I am Akito Shinonome, I am a part of the band Vivid Bad Squad and I like music. I am also hella depressed. Idk what else to say…I also like raccoons. I also sometimes sign off with this emoji: 🎤

-Akito

are you autistic and gay?

lesbian and autistic perhaps?

an autistic pan or bisexual?

asexual and autistic?

trans or non binary and autistic?

any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?

well guess what...

you're fucken great and I love you

This exact holiday combo post can only happen once every 33 years.

I agree, it’s annoying to be a tumbler writer, but it’s also fun! There’s positives and negatives and I would like to help make light of this (because it’s true and people need to see this ^^

you wanna talk about why content creators are leaving tumblr and leaving you high and dry without material to fantasize over? let's talk about it.

hmm, lets see!

first of all, none of you fucking care to reblog our work. we are all aware of how tumblr's algorithm is absolute trash. writers have been BEGGING for readers reblog their works bc it's the only way our works can be seen and in turn, we receive the fruits of our labor via followers and exposure. but no, lets make MORE THAN HALF of the likes to reblog ratios consist of fucking LIKES. on top of that, we don't we shit on writers for wanting the absolute BARE MINIMUM aka a REBLOG bc well, they're not entitled to it aren't they? while writers aren't necessarily entitled to notes, answer this; do you work for free? do you bust your ass doing something knowing that there will be no pay off what so ever? that's what i thought.

secondly, you treat us like shit. you expect us to spit out content like we're a machine and when we don't get to it on time bc we have - idk - LIVES, you send the shittiest asks demanding for more content that you aren't even paying for. do you think people are gonna neglect their real life responsibilities to write for YOU and for FREE? absolutely not. on top of that, when we start writing for ourselves and our own spaces, we get push back. yea, not an effective way to encourage your favorite fic writers to give you more content to consume.

and lastly, YOU STEAL FROM US. each and every fic that a writer puts out has taken hours, days, weeks, or even months to write. that's lots of hard work and time invested into one single piece for you. free of charge. people put their fucking hearts into their work. and what do you do in return? disrespect them in one of the most hurtful ways possible.

so yea, i don't blame a single fucking person for leaving this shithole and NONE of you should be surprised. this is YOUR doing.

So like @1-800-asuka and I are working together for this one AU that we created! K-pop AU! I might end up just dumping ideas that I have 😆. I already have a headcanon lmao (also you can visit their page for context bc I’m lazy smh)

Headcanon: The group (I think we named it 9ty-nine or something like that. It’s been a while lol) doing a cover of this dance with the outfits and everything! It’s super cute and it ended up going viral! I would imagine the group would love to do dance covers for fun 😌. Poor Armin having struggled for a good 30 minutes before getting it down tho 💀. Poor camera is slowly running out of battery (Moment of silence for the camera 😢) . The cameraperson got a raise tho 😌. All the hard work paid off at the end though!

I realized I haven’t really introduced myself, and yet I have around +82 posts 😭 consider this my official introduction!

Here is my masterlist for stuff I write

Here is a link to my ko-fi for those who want to “tip” as I call it 🥰

Our name is Lucky and we go by he/they pronouns! We currently have a lot of hyperfixations 💀 We’ll try to list them and update as necessary! (We are a sys but shhhh)

The things with brackets [] are ones we’re writing for and ones with these {} means that we’re thinking of writing for them

As of now:

[Genshin Impact] (No more Aot content, sorry 😭)

[Bungou stray dogs] (one of the mains)

{Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage}

{Jujutsu Kaisen}

K-pop (I use this as fanfic inspiration 99% of the time)

Onepiece

Durarara (I’m just starting to watch it)

{Tokyo Revengers}

Blue exorcist

Death Parade

{Tears of Themis} (I forgot about this one smh)

(this is all I can think of so far!)

Even though I have the ability to write nsfw , I am not comfortable writing it full on, but innuendos I can do ^^ please keep in mind that I’m an asexual so I would like people to have it on their radar and be mindful about this (so far, I haven’t experienced this, it’s mainly to just get it out there. This may be subject to change but I’m leaving this here for now)

Dont be scared to talk to me! I am a very friendly person, I won’t be mean unless someone really ticks me off (which is hard to do) also I would love to have a few moots as well! (I am moots with a few people on here already, I just forget who sometimes 💀)

I also have the right to turn down a request, but I will explain why I turned it down (which is less likely to happen with sfw content) and if it’s an emergency one, I’ll put it as my top priority and try to get it done in 24 hours or less ^^. Also please be aware that I am a human that leads a fairly busy life! I will try to get to y’alls requests, it might take a while so please be patient/nm

Also be sure to have fun! I write for my own pleasure and for the pleasure of others! writing has been one of my hobbies and I would like to share my skills as a writer to the world!

hey quick test, reblog or like this if you DONT think neopronouns are stupid im trying to prove a point to my sister and her partner

for context my sister is a binary trans lesbian dating a genderfluid lesbian and today she came up to me saying that her and her partner as two trans people have both decided neopronouns are stupid

since I can’t sleep and people love HC’s…again, inspired by irl scenarios

Kaveh takes playing games too seriously. Even if the game is meant to be casual, he’ll be wanting to win and will be salty as hell if he doesn’t (*coughs in sore loser*)

When on call, you’ll know he’s playing and concentrating. When you hear nothing but silence except for the occasional d*ath threats (jokingly) then that’s a sign he’s being unnecessarily serious

He likes to listen to music while playing. You’ll see him play some intense hack and slash game with Russian Roulette by Red Velvet playing in the background

Definitely will somehow talk about said game with Alhaitham

Kaveh: *Rambles about said game and stops mid sentence* “Oh. Sorry for rambling again…“ Alhaitham: *Likes to listen to his rambling* “No, no. Keep going” {This is essentially how it will go}

He will ramble about anything ngl, not just video games. From roller coasters to the new song that came out, expect to hear some sort of college lecture about it

Kaveh: “I love roller coasters! How they are safe is that most modern ones use a hydraulic system that-“ Alhaitham: *Has his headphones off and is listening intently, even if he isn’t interested. He likes to see him happy*

Anyways, I always am open for HC suggestions so please don’t hesitate! I don’t bite! (Unless you’re into that. To each their own ig /hj)

-K 🏛️

BANDHDDJJDJDJD YASSS

By His Command

Kirei: So uhm...Inumaki has been on my brain heavily. So This was the product.

CW: oral (fem receiving), consensual usage of cursed speech, fingering

Wc: 687

NSFW under the Cut.

tagging: @planetonet

Inumaki was usually such a patient boyfriend. It took me a minute to understand his way of speaking until I learned sign language to make our communication easier. But when it came to sex, I quickly learned just how wild and feral he could really be.

“Toge...” I whined, my hands tangled in his short silver hair as his head was buried between my thighs, tongue lapping at my folds with such ferocity that it was leaving me utterly breathless. “Please, slow down, M’gonna cum if you don’t.” I let out a choked gasp when his reply was to shove two fingers deep into my cunt, scissoring them and stetching me out as his tongue moved to my swollen clit. I pulled at his hair as I began to squirm away from him, the torturous feeling of his wet stripes becoming too much for my sensitive body. ”s’too much, Toge.”

Inumaki dug his fingers into her hips, pulling her back to his awaiting tongue. “Okaka...” he mumbled against her, a bit annoyed that she was trying to deny him of his treat. His fingers moved in and out at a faster pace as his flicked his tongue over her clit, the feeling of her hands in his hair spurning him on. This was his cunt and who was she to deny him. He yanked her back onto his tongue when she pulled away again. Finally fed up with her squirming, he looked up at her with hard, violet eyes. “Ugokanai.”

My body froze when I heard that singular phrase. Toge and I have had already came to an agreement that he could use his cursed speech on me during sex, but it always surprised me when he did. I was literally at his mercy until he either released me or passed out. I let out a mewling moan when his tongue returned to my clit, his lip closing over it and sucking hard. I wanted to thrash about so badly, to buck away from his tongue, but couldn’t. My body was no longer under my control.

He licked up and down her slit, curling his tongue in and out, gathering as much of her sweet slick as he could on his taste buds. He adored her taste so much, Toge could spend hours between her thighs with his tongue buried in her folds. “Shake.” he hummed as he used his fingers to spread her lips even further open to delve his tongue even deeper. God, she was so sweet on his tongue. He could eat her and hear her sweet moans forever. “Ōgoe.”

I automatically opened my mouth and moaned even louder for him as he pushed three fingers deep inside my aching cunt. It was too much. I needed a break. I had already had three orgasms before this. “Toge, please?” I begged. “I need to cum. Please let me cum.” Since he had given me the command to not move, I could even make a move to have an orgasm, I was frozen in this position until he said so. I prayed he would take pity on my poor abused body.

Inumaki pulled back, his tongue drawing lazy lines over her swollen lips as a line of saliva still connected it to her cunt. He looked at her and saw the pained expression in her eyes, she really did want to cum. It warmed his heart to know that he brought her so much pleasure. His violet eyes were soft as he returned to her dripping pussy, “Iku.”

On command with his words, my back arched off the bed as my climax hit me hard. It rushed out of me in a hot stream of liquid that dripped down Toge’s face as he greedily lapped it all up, not wanting to waste a single drop. Once I came down from my high, Toge looked at me with pleased eyes as I reached for him to pull him up for a kiss. “I love you so much Toge.”

He nodded, a happy pleased smile on his lips as he signed out that he loved me too.

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