Damian: He is highly intelligent and with time his knife skills can improve.
Jason: You already have Batcow, leave Duck Hood alone. He's MY animal sidekick.
Quacked up
Danny never thought that Desiree was serious on her threats, or at least the threats that had to do with "turning him into a duck and abandoning him in another dimension."
But it seems that even ghost genies had their limits, because the third time he "ruined her plans," she made good on her threat. Danny wasn't worried about Amity, Team Phantom could take care of that just fine.
He was more concerned about his webbed feet and duckbill. Plus the fact that he showed up in the middle of a warehouse occupied by mobsters, although the supposed mobsters were more involved in trying to catch him (were his ears wrong or had he heard an "aww"?) than killing him. One of them even named him "Duck Hood."
Jason didn't know how to feel watching all his employees chase a duck. It was a weird duck, with glowing green eyes (was it possible for a duck to dive into the pits??), and he was sure he saw it float by at some point, but at least his "lair" was a little more lively.
He wondered if he should give it to Damian or keep it.
And not a pet, but
This frogs looks a lot like a leaf.
Ya girl is goin through a not so good time rn mayest I please have photos of y’all’s pets as a means to get that good good happy chemical
whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you
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Billy: Don't cry don't cry don't cry-
Zeus: HIT HIM. HIT HIM HARDER-
Solomon: You know, I find these alien's syntax quite interesting-
Mercury: Zoom zoom there goes my boy Flash! WOOO-
Achilles: Go left, no the other left!
Hercules: Oh yeah, look at our muscles! Throw that car into the alien, I hope it explodes-
Atlas: I could do this all day, no problem-
The Justice League is concerned.
JL: Do you have to deal with this all of the time?
Marvel: Yes.
JL: Why did that one voice sound like a child?
Marvel: No more questions.
Flash, laughing at a joke Captain Marvel made: Y'know Cap, sometimes you really act like a child haha
CM, smiling strangely: haha oh for sure
Solomon: You have to kill him.
CM, in his mind: No!
Hercules: If you break a hole through the glass of the Watchtower he'll be sucked out and suffocate.
Solomon, projecting the image of nodding inside CM's mind: No witnesses.
J'onn, sitting next to them, no longer feeling very safe in his workplace: Pardon me as I go have an unimportant conversation with Batman.
“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”
It becomes a trend. If a hero meets the couple, they sign the thermos. It's almost like a prayer for the 'departed soul'. Take the signatures of heroes to your grave, so a part of them is always watching over you in death, keeping you safe.
Very dramatic, very tragic, while the Everlasting Trio thinks this is a great souvenir, isn't that cool?
Danny thought he would say this but being inside the thermos was honestly relaxing and a bit fun.
In some cases even therapeutic for him.
So he created another thermos just to hold him, in a way that he could fully control, that way he wouldn't be trapped.
Tucker & Sam would carry him around with them, usually speaking with him and including him in their activities.
Danny while inside could only project his emotions towards them to communicate, but they understood him perfectly with how long they've been together.
Tucker was still trying to create something special to vocally speak to each other in this situation, not really necessary but a fun idea for Tuck.
The citizens of Amity were already used to this so didn't even give them a second glance.
The people outside of Amity on the other hand?
Completely different story.
Which caused a lot of misunderstanding when the trio decided to take a road trip before heading to college.
To these people it looked like Sam & Tucker were carrying around their boyfriend's (Danny) ashes, and completing a bucket list that Danny never managed to live long enough to enjoy with them.
Speaking and including Danny in their activities like he were there and responding to them being their way of coping with his death.
~
S&T: "Oh! Look Danny they have those candies that you really like!"
Danny: *Excited vibes*
Gas station employee: *wipes a tear away* "Oh what tragic love story"
~
Inside a store shopping
Sam: "Look Danny they have space stickers, do you want some?
Danny in the shopping cart's baby seat: *Space! Stick them on my thermos*
Tucker looking at Danny's thermos: "Good idea Danny, It'll make your thermos look really nice!"
People around them: "Is that an urn? Are they speaking to the ashes?"
~
At a museum
Tucker: " 3 adult bracelet passes to the space exhibition please"
Employee: "3? Sorry sir I need to personally put them on, could you call for your third member?"
Sam: *Holding up the thermos* "Here he is. Do you have a bracelet big enough to fit him?"
Danny is too excited to pay attention
Employee:
~
Just an Idea
Danny keeps on meeting Brucie Wayne at Galas when he goes to keep Sam company. He hates the man. There is no adoption, no adoption jokes, he never meets Batman. Give me Danny Fenton and his unending beef with Brucie Wayne. Bruce finds this absolutely hilarious. This feisty 14 year old is incredibly fun to antagonize.
"What were you even thinking, Jack?!"
"I'm not-"
"Not thinking? Damn right you ain't, mate. The Space In-Between is dangerous,"
"Well, yeah, but-"
"No buts unless you want back on the naughty list!"
"Wait, are you actually-"
"Hey guys! Who's this?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Oh Man in the Moon, we kidnapped a child,"
Danny finds himself kidnapped from the Ghostzone by what can only be described as Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy and The Sandman???
Why do they keep calling him Jack?
Why does self care look so much like a party size can of pringles?
Yo! I'm Lira, she/her, LiraBuswavi on Ao3, and I'm just here to have a good time. The header is fanart I received for a fanfic I wrote! Check out @doodlesforfics, they're an amazing artist.
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