Friendly Reminder That If Your Furry Friends Get Scared In Thunderstorms You Should Try And Comfort Them

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

At school: Eh I'll just do this at home

At home: Eh I'll just do this at school

GOD BLESS AMERICA, THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

“What about the woman screaming?”

“Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”

when you playin Smash with the squad and y'all spot that one guy who’s camping until the other players lose their stock

HE TALKED TO ME