I Like Elephant Seals IN THEORY Cos They Look So Goofy But Every Time I Watch Any Documentary About Them

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

Gin and djinn are pronounced the same way. Both are spirits in a bottle.

Buck Moon

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the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

children lying on the floor in public areas have such a powerful aura, and i don’t mean like mid-tantrum or something i mean like one time i saw this toddler lying blank-faced, starfish-style in the entrance of a sunglass hut and she still haunts me to this day

me: *taking an exam* please focu–

my brain: u know how old people say shit like “you’re so cute I could just eat you up”???????? that is some WEIRD and unecessary shit like..Martha wheres ya deviantart account at lmao 

me:

I guess this proves that true friendship can only be achieved through scent-based marketing fights.