Not Everything Is Discourse Sometimes People Just Are Allowed To Say Things

I FINALLY GOT MY CAROUSEL

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it’s raining," says the man.

"No, it’s snowing," replies the woman. 

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

oh wait

mark hamill has achieved peak comedy everyone else go home

december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand

We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.

Bellybuttons.

why is it so hard 2 make friends :(

"um yeah you’ve told us that before"

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.