People That Think They Are Going To Be Magically Independent When They Become 18.

when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right

me always

0.5 Punches Man uses the ‘held’ part of a previous punch, leeching it off to win his current fight. Since in some contexts the held punch counts as One Punch and in others it adds no punches, we call him 0.5 Punches Man.

Are there confirmations of blogs actually being deleted, because this “tumblr is deleting blogs” stuff pops up once every three months like clockwork. 

this is not a parody account what the actual fuck

me: im so bored

me: i have nothing to do

me: i wish i had something to do

basic responsibilities: yo

me: not u

me: anyway

me: im so bored

me: i have nothing to do

on my

there’ll

when

your weary

to

don’t you 

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

am I indulging in dobby's pussy or is dobby the one doing the indulging...u seem like an expert on such matters

i am absolutely positive that i have never reblogged or mentioned dobby pussy indulgence on this blog in my life

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon