This Was A Coded Transmission Concealing Information About The Positions Of American Nuclear Submarines

that the people who care about you aren’t, in fact, incrementally & constantly adjusting their opinion of you based on how stupid or cool your last interaction with them was….is something i actively try believing in every single day & when it works it brings my heart great peace

That awkward moment when

my flatmate has just rocked in with the two lesbianest lesbians i’ve ever seen and introduced them as “my sister and my sister’s… roommate”

THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION

*slips into the lava*

*tries to keep from going under*

You: *turns temperature hotter*

*burns up*

*burns up*

*for you baby*

so this happened on gumball and i’m actually dying.

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set