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Seth Everyman reblog a my posts but does not follow me. He purchases the milk….but scorns the cow

Self-portrait, drawn in PS.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting and self-portrait. Portrait is from the chest up, at a high selfie angle, sitting at a table and leaning back against a beige-colored wall. I’m wearing a bright blue Superman t-shirt and a blue striped beanie. Over my shoulder on the wall is a neon colored doodle of a knife, toothbrush, and heart with the words ‘stay sharp + clean.’]

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

but the real question is

am i someone’s senpai

The New Cars Are Here

If anybody knows more quotes like this, I’d like you to add them to this post; I want a collection.

anime guy: *literally beats the shit out of another guy til he almost dies*

the guy that got beat up: thank u we are friends now

anime guy: yeah

He does this every time I whistle, I was trying to be serious so I wouldn’t laugh but it didn’t work. He’s trying to learn it so he listens so hard!

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing