Srsly Tho This Is Absolutely A Thing That Dudes Do All The F***ing Time

This is so vile and sinister.

My people stay safe, a Nike marketing gimmick is not worth your life

Why buy new headphones when all you have to do is bend the chord a certain way at the right angle, exactly 89 degrees with you finger holding it in place

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

Britney Spears

Vanessa Hudgens

Angelica Pickles

Raven

Isabella

Bubbles

Scuttle

My dad’s GPS

Me

i dont think this site is actually going to go down. i think this is what will happen:

tomorrow, december 17th, the day of silence protest will occur. a large amount of users will be participating, making the people who are in the loop of the circulation of said protest info aka the most vocal and connected users of the site, think that their dash is completely dead

small blogging circles will continue to do their thing, many unaware of what is occurring outside of their world

posts will be made with screenshots of pornbots that havent even been deleted yet with staff @’d to point out how this sweep isn’t even working

users will devise workarounds to the filtering system when staff refuses to fix it

on december 18th, most of the day of silence protesters will return to the website. memes about the preceding day  /  the event will be reblogged en masse.  then it will become apparent  how many users actually jumped ship

staff will, once again, either refuse to listen and keep trying to drown this site in a capitalistic river while repeating over and over again that they “love” us, or make some significant bettering change months too late and blame it on a different event than its userbase protesting

none of the problems they were trying to solve will be solved

i will keep reblogging funy goodby tumlr memes until its out of fashion and then i will continue being here till im brave enough to deal with twitter or till i get sick of tumblr

thanks for coming to my ted talk and to all of you who are really leaving its been an honor to serve alongside you

Who keeps letting these two make videos together 😂😂😂

close up of the shrine. now that she’s sealed forever i might as well leak my footage

The Four-Hour Simmer Begins

When I win a Super Smash Bros. battle with Kirby:

When I win a Super Smash Bros. battle with Ganondorf:

teacher, handing back my paper on feminism: this whole paper is plagiarized from a tumblr post…

me: OP was a fucking terf so i took it

teacher, crying: you are so fucking valid