So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
(by order)
Britney Spears
Vanessa Hudgens
Angelica Pickles
Raven
Isabella
Bubbles
Scuttle
My dad’s GPS
Me
Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof
このノートに名前を書かれた者は…(▽ミズキ)
The person whose name is written in this notebook…(▽ミズキ)
*ominous Death Note writing music* The person whose name is written in this notebook will, in 40 seconds… forget how to ride a bicycle wHAT THE HELL IS THIS *falls off bike*
I NEED ALL LINKIN BARK SONGS IN ME LIFE
Drake & Josh // Reunited
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
tag yourself im mango
I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the gosh dang cursor out of the way
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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