Are Ya’ll Gonna Stand For This Shit?

this was a coded transmission concealing information about the positions of american nuclear submarines

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

I’m auctioning this paint on Daily Paintworks. 100% of the proceeds from this auction will be donated to the National Head Start Association’s Dollar per Child advocacy campaign. Head Start has been an invaluable resource for my family, and this campaign lets our voices be heard in Washington D.C

this is the funniest thing to ever happen

Current mood: SSB4 Toon Link.

what are snails even trying to do