Next Time A Conspiracy Theorist Tries To Tell You ‘what Really Happened’, Present A More Outlandish

good morning to everybody except the person who made this.

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

there are only 4 aces in a deck of cards...

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

worst things about ur sign

Aries:too cute

Taurus:hella cute wtf

Gemini:cute af

Cancer:goddamn u r cute

Leo:beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure

Virgo:so cute it hurts

Libra:stop the cute 2k15

Scorpio:look at how cute u r

Sagittarius:shit thats a lot of cute

Capricorn:omg cute

Aquarius:damn son u cute

Pisces:ur too cute. stop

A lot of people in the coming days will say, “It’s not about race,” or, “The media is trying to make it about race.”

But look at the data from Missouri’s state government: Black residents of Ferguson are twice as likely to be stopped and/or searched as white residents, and they are far more likely to be arrested. But searches of black residents are much less likely to discover contraband than searches of white residents.

Around the country, when compared to white men, African American men are much more likely to be shot by police. They are more likely to be arrested. They are more likely to be convicted. And for the same crime, African American men will on average serve 20% more time in prison than a white man. 

We don’t have a race problem when it comes to policing in the U.S.? The data strongly indicates otherwise.

if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

Frog soldier.

this is so fucking funny