Hot Take: I Love Jily But I Hate The Hc That James Kept Asking Her Out For Seven Years Despite Her Saying

Regulus: one time when i was in 1st grade i had a crush on a boy but i didn't know what to do about it so i wrote him a note threatening him to leave town

James: that was you???

a guy just said that just bc a person with a penis ejaculated that doesn’t mean that they had aan orgasm and i am now extremely confused

Spider-Punk

i feel so sick like im about to die, in need of a mashton sickfic rn

assuming a celebrity's sexuality or identity is weird. why do you view them as character rather than people?

calum’s aesthetic has been giving skins gen 1 lately and im so here for it

Everyone Who Sees You Wants You

Luke gets a nice photo from his husband

for @le-suspect

Happy birthday darling! A bit ago you asked for Ashton in lingerie taking pics to send to Luke and ta da! I hope you enjoy! I love having you in my ask box and I love talking to you. I hope you enjoy!​

Rating: E for rimming and bjs and lingerie

ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39378513

when i listen to best friends i always hear ‘i love that ass and body’ and i refuse to look up the real lyrics bc this is too funny

but will the world implose if i fail my exam?

ashton didn’t know the megamind reference i doubt he even knows what ‘taking an L’ means 😭