A Guy Just Said That Just Bc A Person With A Penis Ejaculated That Doesn’t Mean That They Had Aan Orgasm

i hate texting teachers bc i always wanna add 'lmao' to make it less awkward

ashton didn’t know the megamind reference i doubt he even knows what ‘taking an L’ means 😭

‼️which one of these ISN’T ashton irwin‼️ (hard edition)

bottom right is not a cowboy, it’s a man in a fedora, so therefore bam not Ashton 😤 try again

my poster for Me Myself and I by 5SOS

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Harry when Quirrel dies due to his actions: lmao sucks to be him

Harry when he forced Lockhart to go first into the Chamber of Secrets: should've made better life choices earlier and not tried to attack me and ron. close your eyes and hope the basilisk isn't hungry I guess

Harry when Death Eaters get killed or maimed due to his actions: sad it had to be this way but oh well

Harry when Umbridge gets carried off by centaurs: lol bye get wrekt

Harry when Draco is in danger or hurt: *crying, shaking throwing up.* THIS IS NOT FINE!!!!!

skate shop meet-cute

PART 2

mandy knows its been A Week and decided to give me a massage

he is my wife he is my babygirl he is my ideal gender presentation

not the french commentators mentioning jk rowling supporting france’s song as if it were a flex