Aye I'm Fine With It, Some Credit And Maybe Being Asked First But I Don't Really Care. Honestly Though

I'm back, finally, with another chapter of The New State Groupchat. Enjoy :D

Chap 2: Oh Oh Oh Aoh, The Right StAHHHH-

Chat- New Brethern

Yorkadam: Note to self: Never, under any circumstances, go to a meeting while recovering from a hangover

Nex Mex: you gots to have a note for dat?

Jerry™: damn you are stupid yorkie

Yorkadam: Shaddup, normally I don gotta deal with that shit

Jerry™: you go to like every meeting

Yorkadam: Yeah but I also normally have meds, SOMEONE forgot to get em this time

Jerry™: I dont live in that section anymore

Nex Mex: and i dont get stuff for the northesters lik evea

Yorkadam: I’m tolkin about SOMEONE who WON’T STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG ON BAST

Nex Mex: who do you dink hes talking about

Jerry™: if I knew wouldn I tell ya

Nex Mex: you purposfuly hid information from me on the reg

Jerry™: how the heaven did you spell information correctly and not purposefull?

Yorkadam: Not really somethin you have ta question, remember who helped raised em?

Jerry™: yeah you and Massy Wassy

Jerry™: but mainly Ginny Winny

Nex Mex: ima tell mom you called him that

Jerry™: you do that and I will make sure you have a slow and painful death

Yorkadam: You do that and Gin will kill you himself and we both know it will be worse

Jerry™: shaddup Yorkster

Newie is now online

Yorkadam: You.

Newie: Me?

Yorkadam: Turn dat damn song off or so help me god

Newie: Oh you mean my totally radical and hip song

Newie: Sorry if I’m playing it a tad loud, I just love it ya know

Yorkadam: I’m gonna kill em.

Yorkadam has gone offline

Nex Mex: well der goes yoyo

Jerry™: heh yeah

Jerry™: hey Nexy do you hear that?

Nex Mex: ya it kida sounds lik

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New Mexico dropped his phone upon hearing the blasting music from the hall. Opening his door the only thing he hears is

“OH OH OHAHO, OH OH AOH, OH OH OH OHAHO, THE RIGHT STUUAAAHHHHH-” 

The screams continued even as he shut the door

“Nope”

Hand over the Texas hc's 🔫🥰

*not forcing ofc!! <3*

HIII!!! I wanted to get this done sooner but had to transition my brain from "OUTSIDE WOOOO" to "Sit yo ass down BOI" so this took a little...oops? BUT here ya go!!!

Texas-

*Slaps on back of the head* Oh this bad boy can fit SO much trauma

He has a human family but boy is he not human, he’s closer to human than Jersey and Maryland but whatever he is sure ain’t human

LOVES Transformers, the movies, shows, comics, all of it (whata nerd)

He’s very easy to become friends with so long as you give him the chance and you’re not at The Table

He’s a lovable dumbass and if one cannot handle that then one shall not be friends with sir cowboy

Surprisingly friends with New Jersey, they got closer after teaching each other how to cook certain things (Brisket and Pizza)

Adores cuddles, whether he’s big spoon or little spoon, he love ‘em

Is decently good friends with California, they may not agree on everything but the two been slowly learning that you don’t have to be friends with just those that share your same views and beliefs (a hard lesson for both to understand)

Oh you best believe this boy has become super best friends with Alberta, how could he not!? They are literally Walmart him!!

Used to go into the rivers near his home to dive for treasure, almost always found guns, so much so that he had to stop as his collection was a bit too big to take care of them all (he gave some to other states over time)

Oh wait yeah *clears throat* ✨~Guns~✨ 

He loves bats, thinks they are the most adorable little weirdos in the world and will do ANYTHING to protect them

Oh does he love to dance, will always find a victim someone to dance with, somehow always ends up being Oklahoma

He doesn’t really understand hockey but he’s trying (the southern states with teams are making sure of that) and he does understand why it’s popular, it’s the ✨~violence~✨

He will get what he wants, one way or another, no matter how long it takes and if he only has what he wants for a minute or two, he will get it.

GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM WAR!!!!!

Anyway being a Devils fan is an emotional rollercoaster and just when you think everything is over BAM they instill hope and whimsey right back into your veins.

What kinda headcanons do you have for California

I didn't think the list was going to be as long as it is but once I started thinking more and more I couldn't stop lol

California-

Wet cat

He/They and no he won’t stop reminding you

Was very obsessed with shiny things, especially gold, when he was younger, now he’s only a “normal” amount of obsessed

Very pretty, like the definition, like if you look up the definition of pretty in the dictionary he comes up

Has an obscene amount of stim/fidget toys, squishies, the poke ones, even fidget spinners, they have them all 

Worked at the Berkeley laboratory in the 90s, specifically Berkeley’s element hunting team

Used to be obsessed with Creepypastas, however is now obsessed with cryptids (“They aren’t the same thing shut up *state name here*” has been said a lot)

Will slip into a southern accent without warning, has given multiple southern states heart attacks because of this on more than 10 occasions

Loves to write, especially fanfiction, however there is no way they would EVER willingly show anyone these, they did once when he was drunk but New York never mentioned it and Cali did not remember

Loves Stardew Valley and Minecraft, will play them both for hours without realizing

Has absolutely horrible time management, as well as their general perception of time is also atrocious

Loves podcasts, tends to listen to them more than YouTube videos

The times that Jersey dragged him to Action Park ended with hospital stays and praying that the doctors wouldn’t notice that he should definitely be dead

Been watching Smosh since it first started

Disney adult and proud

He started streaming on Twitch during the pandemic, occasionally being joined by Jersey, Nevada, or York, Florida joined stream once and has since been banned

Don’t listen to what York says, he definitely knows how to cook (re: he has no idea what they are doing in the kitchen without help)

Knows a handful of languages but only fully knows English and Spanish, though he can read and understand Russian, they just can’t speak it

Was forced to wear a dress once by Nevada and that’s how they realized he wasn’t fully male

He doesn’t actually mind feminine pronouns, just prefers He/They

Has a ridiculously long skincare routine, at least 2 hours at night and an hour in the morning

Used to be attached at the hip with Washington and Oregon, they are all still close in a similar but not as much way like the NE are

They and New Mexico go out with Arizona once every few weeks to different areas of their respective states, occasionally Texas will join

Cali and Texas aren’t related, they were both raised at one point by Mexico at the same time sure but they aren’t related

Loves to learn about different cultures, especially Asian cultures

Didn’t hate crowds until the pandemic, now can’t stand them

His room is extremely cluttered and disorganized, can’t even be considered organized chaos, their working on it (York had a stern talk with them about it)

They actually do understand Football, he just doesn’t like the sport all too much

Feel like this is obvious but he is a HUGE nerd, like a bigger nerd than New York not that Cali knows that of course

Will admit, Rempe did deserve that suspension. He needs to learn self-control.

GG, Devil.

He seems like a good kid from the little I have actually seen, just needs to do a bit of learning still. Sucks that Devs we’re the last straw but also I expected that honestly, hopefully this helps him realize that his actions have consequences and he will be in trouble for stuff like this.

Tyler: I miss the cool people..

Tyler: OH you're cool people Kyi

Kyi: AWW thank you I'm glad!

Tyler: Just two cool peoples and Human :D

Human: *long suffering sigh*

*Talking about someone blowing Tyler up*

Tyler: Ah, those were the days

Human: That was three days ago

I donno what came over me, one minute I was on my computer wondering what to do and the next this was made, no clue what happened in between lolz

Wattpad

WTTT/WTTSH stuff! (hc's, one-shots, incorrect quotes, ect...) - NY headcanons cuz hes my precious baby! <3

Read NY headcanons cuz hes my precious baby! <3 from the story WTTT/WTTSH stuff! (hc's, one-shots, incorrect quotes, ec...

NY headcanon post!! <3

Headcanons:

-scrawny sad angy cat man

-the tallest of their brothers, around 5'10

-he's also the youngest sibling cuz I said so <3

-he/him, they/them pronouns

-would absolutely be the biggest sweetheart if life for him wasn't the entire "r/f*ckyouinparticular" subreddit

-he's usually nice when he wants to be, which doesn't happen to often (it does but he doesn't know how to express it)

-it's pretty much agreed by the whole fandom that he's 10 cats in a trench coat right? Thought so.

-^loves headpats, head scratches, chin scratches, pets, and all that jazz and will lay in your lap and purr. (That sounds weird but oh well I am weird-)

-^climbs on everything. They're really good at it too. If theyre being chased by one of their brothers or friends (they have those??? 😨😱), theyll find the nearest tall object (like a tree. Or the fridge. Or the vents.) and climb it/into it.

-^is always protecting their stomach like a damn cat. If he's fully relaxed and laying down around you and not tense and curled up, consider getting a lottery ticket cuz you sir/ma'am/Mx. are lucky as hell.

-^has claws, but has almost no idea how to use them. He just knows to swing and hope they hit their target.

-^✨fangs✨

-he's actually very good at cooking and loves cooking for people! Though as for themself, it's either nothing, a cup of coffee, or some random thing he finds.

-*points* AUTISM. ADHD. PTSD. DPD. BPD. DEPRESSION. ANXIETY. PANIC DISORDER. GO TAKE YOUR MEDS NEW YORK BEFORE I BEAT YOUR A-

-I'm very nice to them and I've given him: anemia, insomnia, an iron deficiency, and asthma, as well as misaligned leg bones (courtesy of England and my f*cked up brain) and chronic bodily pains (courtesy of me projecting)

-doesn't know what sleep is.

-will sleep when hell freezes over

-sunbathes in the sunlight like a damn cat tho.

-cannot handle being pinned down in any circumstance. It gives him BAD flashbacks.

-will snuggle up to the OG13 and Main 6 any day, but ESPECIALLY when it's a bad day with his ptsd. They feel safe around the others. And the others will protect him at any cost.

-He has a very hard time figuring out whether or not all the BAD stuff is over :(

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@misery-has-no-company-now @almostangrything @alaskashigh @stawpny <— professional NY simps /lh/silly

could you do Ny/Nj/Cal being fluffy?

So ok, I wasn't sure if you wanted this to be writing or a drawing or headcanons about them, so I just did a drawing. Sorry btw that it's so late, I had no idea what to do for this.

Im sick, which means I should (in theory) be able to draw stuff to actually post on here, we shall see