Sang-woo: There's No Way He Likes Me Back.

Just imagine if dazai and ango swap places

Sang-woo: I love you.

Gi-hun, not paying attention: What was that?

Sang-woo: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

BBG CAME HOME TO ME 🤩🤩🤩🤩

Least you're doing better than some

Checking on you again how's the pain of yk

Im zzzzing so good

Kunikida: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread. 

Dazai:

Dazai: I said I was sorry for eating your chocolate

Kunikida: dazai, atsushi, can I speak to you both for a minute?

Dazai: Oooh, someone’s in trouble!

Atsushi: It’s us. I don’t know why he did that

Sae-byeok: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Gi-hun: We're chopsticks!

Sae-byeok: Well... that's cute!

Sae-byeok: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Sang-woo: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Gi-hun: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Salesman : Is it me?

Gi-hun: It's always you.

Gi-hun: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff and got distracted.

The saleman: I'm stuff!

Sang-woo: I'm got distracted!

In-ho: We had sex.

oh if youre looking for (well anything kunikida but) kunikida angst fics i recommend looking up spicygrass on ao3 and scrolling through their bsd fics theyre my absolute fav kunikida writer

Oh! I love their fan fiction I also enjoy fukuzawa and kunikida father son fan fiction that also has angst (kunikida getting mostly kidnapped:( ) and meeting oda as well