Just Imagine If Dazai And Ango Swap Places

( in a no squid game au but in-ho still loses his wife and kids)

In-ho, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…

Jun-ho: Literally none of that is true, In-ho.

In-ho: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?

Gi-hun throwing his head into sang-woo's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Sang-woo, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

( I miss them)

Yeah uh

You are a cat

nuh uh :(

In-ho: Why am I not the protagonist of an amazing story…?

Gi-hun: You are, though - it’s called “your life.”

In-ho: Shut the fuck up, I wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day.

Gi-hun: But those are your demons.

In-ho: ...

In-ho: I am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch-ass comment you just made.

Gi-hun: *trying to make him laugh* Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Sang-woo: *not looking up from his book* Myxine Circifrons.

Gi-hun:...

Gi-hun: fsh

Kunikida, who haven't slept in a while: *to chuuya* Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eyes when you threaten me?

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This is my buggy he well them

Can multiple when * cough* one of them get eated by people :(

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Sang-woo: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?

Gi-hun: Sure.

Sang-woo: Your life!

Gi-hun: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, no.