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You know why I'm posting this. This is too damn funny to me.

I STAND WITH THIS.

but I'm telling you that Tony will go soft for his son.

“That’s not a hug, we’re not there yet”

Peter is so the opposite of Tony in every way emotionally and I think that’s why they learn so much from each other. Like, Tony doesn’t hug people. He doesn’t seem a very openly affectionate person, even with the people he’s closest to. Every piece of kindness is masked by a joke or a comment about his reputation, anything to avoid flat out vulnerability.

Peter, meanwhile, hugs the man he just met. Peter helps old ladies across the street and worries about schoolwork in the face of danger. Peter calls criminals and superheroes alike by formal names, “Mister criminal” and “Mister Stark”, he sees the humanity in every person he webs up or stands beside.

Both are completely, COMPLETELY predictable in emotional mannerisms, but Tony hopes to seem like an emotional 0 and Peter is openly at an emotional 100 all the time. That’s what makes their dynamic so interesting. The father made of stone and the son with a bleeding heart

Anyone who writes their fanfics and when you see the opportunity to talk about the type of car a character is driving and you just like delve into how its so vintage or how it's worth tons of money? Or you just love to name random car names just for the fun if it?

Cause I love to freaking do that.

Top 100 ao3 stats for the MCU

TOP 100 AO3 SHIPS THIS YEAR

Actually kinda sad that zero marvel ships are in the top 100 ao3 ships this year. NOT EVEN STUCKY WHICH IS THE TOP MCU SHIP.

TOP 100 AO3 SHIPS OF ALL TIME

1st: Stucky dropped by one rank from 4th to 5th. But still in the top 5!!

2nd: Stony dropped by one rank as well. From 6th to 7th. BUT TOP 10 ANYWAY SO YAY.

3rd: Irondad and Spiderson rose up by ONE RANK!!! From 20th to 19th!!! WE MADE IT TO TOP 20!!

4th: Pepperoni dropped FIVE ranks. Still I'm so happy we made it to like the top 35 ships!!

5th: Bucky/Reader. I'm not really into this but biases aside, this ship stayed in its spot! Congrats!

6th: Thor/Loki. THIS DROPPED NINE RANKS. Y'all still made it to top 70 which is a-okay! Congratulations! 👏👏

7th: Ironfrost. (I think that's the ship name??) Something I don't really ship but again biases aside, dropped 4 ranks but made it to the Top 80!

8th: Platonic Stucky. STUCKY IS ON HERE TWICE but in two different contexts. Dropped EIGHT RANKS, but still in the top 90!! 👏

9th: Clintasha. okay this came in 87 AND DROPPED NINETEEN RANKS by far the most a marvel ship has dropped overall this year. At least, on the bright side, it made it to the Top 90. 👏👏

10th: Clint/Agent Coulson. This, was unexpected. Like REALLY unexpected, I didn't even know this ship is that popular. BUT IT MADE IT AND I'M HAPPY FOR THE SHIPPERS. 👏👏👏

Congratulations to all the ships in the Top 100 Overall this year!

Yes because this feels very Ben and Gwen

"I thought you quit with the rude names."

"They're affectionate now. In a lukewarm, distant older cousin kind of way."

Literally the most relatable thing. Only Ao3 writers get it.

What the fuck for real. That ep was messed up for a 'kid show'

nothing says 'family bonding' as a chase after a fallen from grace tv star turned mad villain and his hot young accomplice suffering from stockholm syndrom 🤗🤗🤗

I'll repost about Ao3 DDOS attack for the time being!

Fuck hackers who are forcing me to have a life and not read on AO3 all my homies hate them

THAT'S SO SWEET ‼️‼️ omg Peter you're going to be the death of him.

Peter: Tony I want to be you for Halloween, so I can borrow-

Tony: Peter I am not letting you borrow an iron man suit for Halloween.

Peter: No no Mr Stark, I don’t care about Ironman, I want to be you. I was gonna ask if I could borrow a suit, maybe a pair of your sunglasses…

Tony: …

Peter: Mr Stark why are you crying-

WHY IS THIS SO TRUEEE