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People around: asexuals must be so lonely
People around: how can someone devote their entire lives to something OTHER than sex??
People around: what do they do with their time, even, if they're not fucking like rabbits or at least fantasizing about it
People around: i don't trust asexuals because they must be using all that free time to plot their world domination
Me, an asexual: WOWY WOW WWWWOW EVERYONE IS SO AESTHETICALLY ATTRACTIVE, EVERYONE IS SO CUTE, OH GOSH
“Gays can’t raise kids, they need a male and female parent!”
“You can’t have a good relationship without sex!”
Timon and Pumbaa, two males, both raised Simba in a completely platonic, friendly relationship and he turned out damn good so fuck that.
allosexual person: wow sex is the greatest thing ever me, a confused asexual: ok but have you ever stepped on a really crunchy leaf?
My pronouns are more than words. They are ideas. They reflect my gender, my being, my essence. And when you use the wrong one, when you say “she” and not “they,” you’re acknowledging that you don’t see what I want you to see when you look at me
Meg Zulch, I Switched To Gender-Neutral Pronouns And This Is What I Learned, Bustle (via neutrois)
I do commissions, mostly surreal and sky, water, space, and landscape.
This is my favorite leap year quote.
*ace people laughing in the distance*
im so ready
When the new kid says they watch Markiplier and Jacksepticeye
Me: WE’RE GONNA BE GREAT FRIENDS!
Hey, everyone! Good time of the day to wherever and whenever you are! This is the official KrisThePineappleKing tumblr page! Thanks for checking me out! =D
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