When The New Kid Says They Watch Markiplier And Jacksepticeye

Reminder to all aces and aros that your relationship status doesn’t define your orientation! You can be single, in a relationship, or married, and still ace or aro (or both!). Don’t let people invalidate you because of their flawed perception of you.

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”

People around: asexuals must be so lonely

People around: how can someone devote their entire lives to something OTHER than sex??

People around: what do they do with their time, even, if they're not fucking like rabbits or at least fantasizing about it

People around: i don't trust asexuals because they must be using all that free time to plot their world domination

Me, an asexual: WOWY WOW WWWWOW EVERYONE IS SO AESTHETICALLY ATTRACTIVE, EVERYONE IS SO CUTE, OH GOSH

So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..

And I thought to myself

Oh my god do I try.

This Saturday, December 19th 3-5p, it’s the final Aces Wild meetup of 2015 and we’d love to hear your ideas for the agenda! Games? Potluck? Discussion? Movie time? Field trip? It’s a choose your own adventure meetup, RSVP on Facebook!

Is it a coincidence that “ace” means both “asexual” and “totally cool” I think not

You are not missing any part of you. You are a complete, whole person. Wether you want romantic love or not, your worth is not defined by it.

quiet kid in class: *says a word*

some asshole: omg!!!! yoU CAn TALK???!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?

as The Annoying Friend™, i apologize in advance for trying to start conversations with you and ruining your whole day by forcing you to take pity and interact with my shit self