Local Doughy Cryptid In A Poncho And Nice Yellow Wellies Is Having Fun In The Fresh Air

Compliment them. That person you think has their shit together and wouldn't need it or want to hear it. They do. They absolutely do. Their shit is dispersed. I promise you. It is a shambles.

I've had someone tell me to my face that they would compliment me, but for the fact that I already know this or that about myself. Huh???? No. Sorry.

No I don't. In my weaker moments I become an ungrateful mud monkey that has never once internalized a compliment

I adore being told you like me or something I've done. It sustains me, and in my weaker moments when I forget that life is good and happy, you might catch me before I fall.

You ever had someone catch you like that? You can do it too. The ones that catch you have been you in that moment before and know they will be again.

I could fix him. I could make him worse. Good for you. I could gently take the weapon out of his shaking, blood-soaked hand and hold him until he finally believes that he doesn't have to be defined by all the ways the world has hurt him. Then we could ruin the lives of everyone who has ever treated him like he's a monster who doesn't deserve love.

DROP ON ALL FOURS. DROP DOWN ON ALL FOURS.

He's absolutely capable of it, his body maybe find it even more comfortable moving around like this but it would hurt his ego to move just like an animal or his experiments. So he just mimics the way humans walk

A little something for my birthday

Feat. Happy effin’ birthday bastard (dead)

Kissy is having a tea party with Fluffy Muffy (and Huggy is kind of there to steal spider pastries -_-)

Fluffy Muffy belongs to @naomiemuffet

I hope you like it, friend!💜

Hiiiii

Sorry, I'm reposting my own works. Apparently, tumblr has deleted my previous account (hlo-pok-hopey), bc I can't access it or find it in search results. My posts don't seem to be in the tags either🥲

Idk what's happened but i made a new blog and currently my anxiety is killing me

The promised Catnap redesign 🌜

Reblogs are greatly appreciated

I wasn't certain whether I wanted to post this one or not bc maybe (just maybe) I got a liiiittle carried away with body horror, but bestie told me they're loving it (the design) so ig it's fine lol

Notes on this redesign:

- I'm fine with Catnap's original design, save for his cartoonish creepy head and weird paws. I mean ye, he looks freakin cool, but I'm trying to imagine what would be more or less possible to actually create in real life

- this Catnap is less mutated and more surgically changed. The idea here is, he was mutated into a giant purple thing and then some cat features were added via surgeries.

- during mutation Theo's ears elongated and became pointy, but it wasn't deemed enough by the company, so they stitched fake cat ears to his head :')

- they fixed his lips in a permanent smile with braces as well as removed all of his teeth and his eyes to make him look more like his toy prototype

- weird paws are actually just hands and feet now. Not that i don't like his paws, i just don't see how he could walk on those (they look really unstable)

End of notes

P.S. Catnap plushie in the corner is to fill up the empty space bc it annoyed me :P

Pinky swear 🤙

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