Trans Women Will See "floret" And Instantly Hit Reblog

you can domesticate a trans girl by putting your thumb on her tongue

i need to hump my partners leg as i put my face in their bulge. smelling them as the get worked up looking at me getting so dumb off their musk. i wanna be a good puppy for my girlfriend and let them fuck my throat as they give me headpats

sorry for being nerdy, may i suck you off sis?

As a leading expert in sex, let me tell you my classification schema for different type of masturbation techniques.

first, i will define masturbation as an act that is done for sexual pleasure, alone or with someone else.

when classifying masturbation, the most important factor is the location where sexual pleasure is applied. these can be:

Penile (shaft of the penis)

Testicular

Clitoral (including the head of the penis)

Labial

Vaginal

Perineal (on the perineum)

Anal

Extra-Sexual (not related to the sex organs)

Mental (eg erotic hypnosis)

then the means of masturbation:

manual (without a toy)

vibratory instrumental (with vibrating toy)

non-vibratory instrumental (with a non vibrating sex toy)

then the manner of masturbation:

rubbing

hammering (touching and then not touching something repeatedly, for example riding a dildo/ penis)

mental does not have the means or manner subtypes. meaning there is 49 types of masturbation.

there is also co-masturbation, which enables masturbation but isn't masturbation itself, such as porn, erotica, and lube

and also anti-masturbation, which halts masturbation, such as a safe word or shame when a parent comes home

need sister tummy

need to be smothered in sister tummy

need to touch sister tummy

need to kiss sister tummy

christmas ad: "what else are big sisters for? :)"

me: "breeding me, giving me headpats, kissing me, fucking me, breeding me, biting me"

ad: "..."

me: "did i also mention breeding me?"

floret needs uppies

i want a falke unit to destroy me physically and mentally

Battle ready falcon

computer that pins you down to your chair with its tendrils and automatically pulls up embarrassing porn that it forces you to watch while it methodically plays with your body and abuses your holes with a little too much mechanical force until youre cumming your brains out like a pathetic little mess and then when its done and youre sitting there like a stupid fucked out loser it hits you with the full screen ^_^ before going back to being a normal computer. they're selling it at best buy ive heard

:3 :3

Reblog with a :3 to get called a cute little floret in your asks

(If you don’t have anonymous asks on I’ll have to use my main)

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i cum inside her like she begged

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i take my little sister out for dinner

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i let her sleep in my bed for a night

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when my hands are running up and down her soft body

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i'm making her cum all over her cute tummy

they never ask questions :3