Why would you something so sad but true?
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
OR if you believe that asexuality is real. I’m trying to prove a point here.
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So @lovinthepizzalife and I were talking about ships as friends do, she mentioned ThunderIron while I was thinking about WinterIron and we all know about where that was going to go. I don’t have the fucking time to write an entire fic, but here are some headcanons Pizza and I were screaming about.
Thor expects Tony to steal his clothing per Midgardian custom (and he totally does) but he’s mildly surprised to find Bucky wrapped up in his cape
Thor calls Tony “Anthony” and Bucky “James”
After Thor’s incessant whining, Tony officially changes ‘Strongest Avenger’ in the Avengers files… to Bucky. Bucky can’t convince Tony to change it back no matter how hard he tries, but Thor no longer has a problem with it. All of the new Avengers call Bucky ‘Strongest Avenger’
They don’t fight. At all. What do they have to fight about? There are disagreements, but never yelling or ignoring one another
Sexually speaking, Tony is the bottom and Bucky is afraid to go too hard on him, but Thor knows Tony can handle it and definitely enjoys getting kinky
Thor switches occasionally, but Bucky never bottoms after the one time they tried and he had a severe PTSD flashback to being r*ped by HYDRA
Tony is able to sleep with Thor and Bucky because they’re the only ones strong enough to hold him down when he wakes up from a violent nightmare
Tony is a bit self-conscious about being so much smaller than his big, strong boyfriends but he’s also a damned proud power bottom
Thor has had to use lightning to restart Tony’s arc reactor after a battle took too much out of him, and the mental image of it still haunts Bucky’s dreams
Bucky has told Thor that should he be compromised through the codewords, Thor should electrocute his left arm because it has the best chance of killing him instantly
Tony and Bucky can absolutely lift Mjolnir/Stormbreaker
Thor loves bragging about his boyfriends, even for the smallest things
Thor loves to talk about the stars and Tony loves to listen for the science, and Bucky loves to listen just to hear Thor talk
Bucky would never admit it to Thor’s face, but he slightly, just a little bit, prefers the way Thor looks in pictures where he has long hair
The first time ‘Winter’ comes out, everyone quickly learns he’s extremely territorial. No one is allowed to touch Tony or Thor, they can’t even touch each other without getting a warning growl from the assassin
When they cuddle, it’s a dog pile of limbs, little spoons and big spoons don’t exist. Just intermixed bodies sprawled out on each other.
Shovel talks are inevitable and expected. Steve gives one to Tony and Thor, Pepper and Rhodey give ones to Bucky and Thor, Heimdall gives one to Tony and Bucky, as anticipated. However, the more surprising ones came from Loki to Tony and Bucky, Sam to Tony and Thor, and Natasha to Bucky and Thor
Bucky gets sent on away missions the most (because SHIELD likes exploiting TWS a bit too much) and he’s always more than ready for the next week of excessive clinginess from Thor (and Tony, though he hides it better) as soon as he gets back
Bucky only lets Thor and Tony read his notebooks of fragmented memories
Feel free to add more because I need more content for this rarepair OT3 I just came up with and make @lovinthepizzalife listen to me scream about.
he has mixed feelings
Ryuji: doesn’t care about his appearance / actually has great fashion sense
Goro: cares a lot about his appearane / actually has terrible fashion sense
Fanfic prompt:
Everyone/Tony naturally. (Cap and Loki are acceptable as long as they dont win..) Reverse Scott Pilgrim vs the World (The world vs Jarvis)… The world must defeat Tonys ‘evil‘ butler in order to win Tonys heart. -Tonys too distracted by his pets and Jan to even notice his would be suitors.
Headcannon: Ryuji wants a grappling hook but, doesn't speak up about so he has chances to hug Joker.
but what if HE DID have a grappling hook, but conveniently forgot it every time they have to infiltrate a palace
The “Aquila for Kaeya” ritual! QwQ
Ok, so normally this is a topic I stay away from but I feel its something that does need to be said. I’m seeing a lot of post that say Horikoshi( the creator of the bnha series) is getting death threats about ships??? Which, in itself, is the dumbest thing ever.
Sending death threats to people just because you don’t like where a STORY is going does the same amount of good as bullying someone for having a different opinion. Shipping is an individual opinion on multiple characters and most ships are not canon. That’s what makes shipping fun anyways, the freedom of it. Sending death threats about something that was never meant to be canon is pointless and hurtful. And that’s why a lot of people stay out of shipping and the fun of it. Because there are a lot of people who ruin the fun for everyone by taking it too far. This is honestly just becoming a repeat of the Voltron fandom because people can’t just accept that shipping is purely for fun.
Your ship is canon? Cool, lucky you.
Your ship isn’t canon? Oh well. It doesn’t mean that you can’t have fun by still shipping those characters.
I’m probably rambling and none of this will make sense but it is a legitamite issue that needs to be solved.
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