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i drew this scene from parks and rec entirely from memory so i dont have a source and it may not be entirely right but its still good so who cares

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If you love Iron Man

BECAUSE

Of

THE

MAN

THE GENIUS

The protector

THAT CREATED IT

IRON MAN WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT TONY STARK. TONY STARK CREATED THE SUIT OUT OF A BOX OF SCRAPS IN A CAVE WITH NOTHING BUT A WILL TO SURVIVE AND A DETERMINATION TO FIX HIS MISTAKES AND TO HELP PEOPLE.

AND THAT IS WHY HE IS EARTH’S GREATEST DEFENDER.

I started doing a mob fusion AU and then ran out of ideas, but here’s the ones I did!

I have some other stuff but these are the only ones I was rly decided on I guess?? Yeah idk what I’m doing but have it anyway haha.

WinterThunderIron

So @lovinthepizzalife and I were talking about ships as friends do, she mentioned ThunderIron while I was thinking about WinterIron and we all know about where that was going to go. I don’t have the fucking time to write an entire fic, but here are some headcanons Pizza and I were screaming about.

Thor expects Tony to steal his clothing per Midgardian custom (and he totally does) but he’s mildly surprised to find Bucky wrapped up in his cape

Thor calls Tony “Anthony” and Bucky “James”

After Thor’s incessant whining, Tony officially changes ‘Strongest Avenger’ in the Avengers files… to Bucky. Bucky can’t convince Tony to change it back no matter how hard he tries, but Thor no longer has a problem with it. All of the new Avengers call Bucky ‘Strongest Avenger’

They don’t fight. At all. What do they have to fight about? There are disagreements, but never yelling or ignoring one another

Sexually speaking, Tony is the bottom and Bucky is afraid to go too hard on him, but Thor knows Tony can handle it and definitely enjoys getting kinky

Thor switches occasionally, but Bucky never bottoms after the one time they tried and he had a severe PTSD flashback to being r*ped by HYDRA

Tony is able to sleep with Thor and Bucky because they’re the only ones strong enough to hold him down when he wakes up from a violent nightmare

Tony is a bit self-conscious about being so much smaller than his big, strong boyfriends but he’s also a damned proud power bottom

Thor has had to use lightning to restart Tony’s arc reactor after a battle took too much out of him, and the mental image of it still haunts Bucky’s dreams

Bucky has told Thor that should he be compromised through the codewords, Thor should electrocute his left arm because it has the best chance of killing him instantly

Tony and Bucky can absolutely lift Mjolnir/Stormbreaker

Thor loves bragging about his boyfriends, even for the smallest things

Thor loves to talk about the stars and Tony loves to listen for the science, and Bucky loves to listen just to hear Thor talk

Bucky would never admit it to Thor’s face, but he slightly, just a little bit, prefers the way Thor looks in pictures where he has long hair

The first time ‘Winter’ comes out, everyone quickly learns he’s extremely territorial. No one is allowed to touch Tony or Thor, they can’t even touch each other without getting a warning growl from the assassin

When they cuddle, it’s a dog pile of limbs, little spoons and big spoons don’t exist. Just intermixed bodies sprawled out on each other.

Shovel talks are inevitable and expected. Steve gives one to Tony and Thor, Pepper and Rhodey give ones to Bucky and Thor, Heimdall gives one to Tony and Bucky, as anticipated. However, the more surprising ones came from Loki to Tony and Bucky, Sam to Tony and Thor, and Natasha to Bucky and Thor

Bucky gets sent on away missions the most (because SHIELD likes exploiting TWS a bit too much) and he’s always more than ready for the next week of excessive clinginess from Thor (and Tony, though he hides it better) as soon as he gets back

Bucky only lets Thor and Tony read his notebooks of fragmented memories

Feel free to add more because I need more content for this rarepair OT3 I just came up with and make @lovinthepizzalife listen to me scream about. 

Sure do love people using Morgana being a cute cat as a way to excuse all the stupid shit he's done,especially when they turn all the blame in Ryuji. Like in the okumura situation. It's all pushed on Ryuji instead of it being bc this bastard cat had a hissy fit bc Ryuji got sick of him talking shit

Day 6, Shadow

Don’t think about the context too much, just enjoy

Waiter: And for our main dish, we are serving *sets plate in front of me with nothing but a picture of ryuji*

Me: exquisite. Compliments to the chef

*looking through a tiny window from the kitchen, Atlus nervously watches me with hungry eyes while wearing a chef's hat*

Natasha: *on her knees next her bed praying* what did we ever do to you god to deserve this punishment? The Avengers weren’t an ass man until Tony showed up

-flashback#1-

Clint feels Tony’s presence enter the room as they were joking around and ‘accidentally’ knock his fork off the table just so he can stare at Tony’s butt as he bends over and picks the fork up

-flashback#2-

During training Steve is always near Tony because out on the field he’s Tonys cover when the genius lands on the ground to fight people on ground. He makes every effort to accidentally touch Tony’s butt. Every time after training or battle he goes to his room to run one or several off.

-flashback#3-

Thor loves hugging everyone because they are smaller than him. His favorites are Bruce and Tony. Bruce because he’s the smallest and Tony because he likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and pick him as they walk through the compound discussing any and everything until they reach their destination where Thor puts him down.

-flashback#4-

Bruce likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and the other on his hip so he can move he out of the way as they do science, or cook in the kitchen.

-flashback#5-

Natasha was sitting down minding her own business when she hears some one clear their throat. She looks up from her book chokes as she does a double take.

“yeah I think your clothes got mixed in the wash with mine”

Natasha manages to compose her before the aura in the air changes.

“all though then again they do look good on me right?”

Tony turns around and shakes his booty sending Natasha into a coughing fit. He makes a pleased sound as he heads out of the communal lounge, hips swaying. She has to hold her self back as Tony turns his head smirks and sends a wink her way before facing back to the front. it’s only then she noticed he is in heels and she thinks she just might have a kink of fucking Tony into the mattress with a strap on while he wears heels or even better lingerie.

She rushes up to her room where she

-end of flashbacks-

Is currently sitting and praying. She sighs as she finishes her prayer or rant to god? She wasn’t a very strong believer until now.

She lays in her bed and opens up a secret group chat called 'Tony Booty Appreciation Squad’ and begins typing.

Blackhawk Down: Guys we have a problem

'King of Booties has entered the chat’

King of Booties: damn right you do

God Bless The Ironnooty: who’s this?

King of Booties: apparently your lord and savior Anthony Edward Stark Christ.

Sunnyhawk Up: oh shit. We have been discovered. Retreat!

King of Booties: I must say all these snapshots of my ass makes it look bigger and better than irl

Hulkinator: we are so sorry Tony. Tell us how we can apologise

King of Booties: well you can start by dragging your butts all the way to my room. Just installed a stripper pole. Might as well give the people what they want

Thunderbolt that booty: already half way there

Natasha places her phone down and laughs as she gets ready to head to Tony’s suite. Maybe god felt bad and handed the Avengers a gift they will cherish forever

THROAM as vines (by rydenalong on Instagram)