Hey Guys, So I Have Run Out Of Winteriron To Read And Felt It Was Time For Another Winteriron Fic Rec

This song always reminds me of Ryuji. 

 peek into X and EX’s messages

Natasha: *on her knees next her bed praying* what did we ever do to you god to deserve this punishment? The Avengers weren’t an ass man until Tony showed up

-flashback#1-

Clint feels Tony’s presence enter the room as they were joking around and ‘accidentally’ knock his fork off the table just so he can stare at Tony’s butt as he bends over and picks the fork up

-flashback#2-

During training Steve is always near Tony because out on the field he’s Tonys cover when the genius lands on the ground to fight people on ground. He makes every effort to accidentally touch Tony’s butt. Every time after training or battle he goes to his room to run one or several off.

-flashback#3-

Thor loves hugging everyone because they are smaller than him. His favorites are Bruce and Tony. Bruce because he’s the smallest and Tony because he likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and pick him as they walk through the compound discussing any and everything until they reach their destination where Thor puts him down.

-flashback#4-

Bruce likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and the other on his hip so he can move he out of the way as they do science, or cook in the kitchen.

-flashback#5-

Natasha was sitting down minding her own business when she hears some one clear their throat. She looks up from her book chokes as she does a double take.

“yeah I think your clothes got mixed in the wash with mine”

Natasha manages to compose her before the aura in the air changes.

“all though then again they do look good on me right?”

Tony turns around and shakes his booty sending Natasha into a coughing fit. He makes a pleased sound as he heads out of the communal lounge, hips swaying. She has to hold her self back as Tony turns his head smirks and sends a wink her way before facing back to the front. it’s only then she noticed he is in heels and she thinks she just might have a kink of fucking Tony into the mattress with a strap on while he wears heels or even better lingerie.

She rushes up to her room where she

-end of flashbacks-

Is currently sitting and praying. She sighs as she finishes her prayer or rant to god? She wasn’t a very strong believer until now.

She lays in her bed and opens up a secret group chat called 'Tony Booty Appreciation Squad’ and begins typing.

Blackhawk Down: Guys we have a problem

'King of Booties has entered the chat’

King of Booties: damn right you do

God Bless The Ironnooty: who’s this?

King of Booties: apparently your lord and savior Anthony Edward Stark Christ.

Sunnyhawk Up: oh shit. We have been discovered. Retreat!

King of Booties: I must say all these snapshots of my ass makes it look bigger and better than irl

Hulkinator: we are so sorry Tony. Tell us how we can apologise

King of Booties: well you can start by dragging your butts all the way to my room. Just installed a stripper pole. Might as well give the people what they want

Thunderbolt that booty: already half way there

Natasha places her phone down and laughs as she gets ready to head to Tony’s suite. Maybe god felt bad and handed the Avengers a gift they will cherish forever

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DILFs Just Wanna Have Fun: Issues 1 & 2

Some background info: Last year I put out these comics as physical products on my st0re (where they are still available, btw!!) and it’s still one of my favourite projects I’ve ever done!! this was peak soft dad tony era for me and I was missing it, so here’s my attempt to keep it alive 🔥

Issue #1 is a day in the life of retired superhero house hubby Tony. Issue #2 is a little folded zine-style comic with moments from 2 father-daughter road trips -  guest starring the Langs. enjoy!!

my store | free printable version of Issue #2

Long live Janet van Dyne, the reigning queen of the Tony Stark Defense Squad!

god but yanno what bother’s me most about Endeavor… NOTHING “GOOD” HE TRIES TO DO COMES OFF THE LEAST BIT REALISTIC!!

EVERY TIME HE TRIES TO SAY SOMETHING “GOOD” OR “RIGHT”, HE’S ONLY SAYING WHAT HE “SHOULD” OR WHAT THE AUDIENCE WANTS TO HEAR FROM HIM BUT IT’S NOT THE LEAST BIT REALISTIC OR BELIEABLE AND LIKE THAT’S JUST MY OPINION BUT IT’S CANON AS FUCK THAT ENJI DOESN’T -GENUINELY- BELIEVE IT HIMSELF

he’s a goddamn wish fulfillment for people who wish the worst types of men would just FEEL BAD AND SAY SORRY

I guess I have to be the bad evil feminist and break it to you guys… MEN THIS BAD WOULD/WILL NEVER REALIZE IT AND APOLOGIZE, NOT -GENUINELY- AT LEAST, THEY DO IT TO TRY TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE, AND WHAT IS ENDEAVOR DOING…? 

OH YEAH, ONLY -STARTING- TO EVEN -ATTEMPT- TO MAKE LIKE HE FEELS SORRY WHEN HE KNOWS -MAAAAAASSIVE- AMOUNTS OF PUBLIC SHAME OF LEGAL TROUBLE IS IMMINENTLY HEADED IN HIS DIRECTION.

Like SERIOUSLY you guys this man would be -ABSOLUTELY UNFORGIVEABLE- enough if all that was canon was just what he did to Rei and the kids we know for sure are his but if it turns out Enji had FUCKING -ANYTHING- TO DO WITH DABI, EVEN IF BY SOME CRAZY CHANCE HE ISN’T HIS SON, IF HE EVEN HAD A DAMN THING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT KID THAT MADE HIM THAT WAY, AND WE ALL KNOW HE DID, HE FUCKING DESERVES -DEATH- by -EXECUTION-. -Stripped of all honor-, not any fucking semblance of redemption about anything he only tried to do in the last moments to save face! That should literally only be MORE reason to hate this guy!

Where would you take Tony for your first date?

Steve ( The Salty Ex ™) : I would take him to an Italian restaurant, oh my gosh, he loves Italian food so much. He gets so excited everytime someone mentions different Italian recipes or foods, because he knows so much about it. There was a nice restaurant where we used to go to every Saturday night before… Yeah. It’s where we had our first kiss. I’d like to take him there again.

Bucky Barnes ( Former Assassin™ who also murdered his parents ): Uh, I’d just stay home, actually. Ever since the whole ‘Winter Soldier’ business, I don’t always feel comfortable with going out and I feel like Tony would understand that. I’d arrange a movie night, just the two of us, with all his favorite films and snacks. I’d cook his favorite food, too. And then just…get to know him better, I guess. God, I hope he’ll like it.

Rhodey Rhodes ( The One Who’ll Probably Win ™ ): I’d take Tony to a children’s hospital, actually. No, listen, the guy adores children. They make him so happy, everytime they try to shake his hand or ask for an autograph or something like that. He doesn’t always have the time to, you know, visit the hospitals or organisations that he sponsors, so I know he’ll be happy to see the kids. We’ll go, play with the kids for a while, and then go home and have some dinner and Star Trek marathon.

T'Challa Nudaku ( Literally a King ™ ): Wakanda. Anthony has shown interest in our technology for a long time now, and I think a visit to my homeland would make him very happy. Also, he has a curious nature, so I feel like he wouldn’t only stop at technology and the study of vibranium only, but everything about Wakanda. The culture, the legends, the people, the food, everything. It’s just how he is. I’m confident he will accept my date offer. Or, I hope so, otherwise Shuri is going to fulfill her promise. “I will kick your furry ass if you fail to make Tony Stark my brother-in-law” she says…What’s a furry

?Peter Quill ( Celestial Being ™) : A planetarium. Starlight is in love with space. I remember the first time we arrived on earth, Stark wouldn’t let me go at all. We spent all night talking about space, and aliens, and planets. He was so excited to learn about it all, it was adorable. So yeah, planetarium it is. Then a movie, and dinner at the tower followed by slow dancing in the middle of the room. Perfect date if you ask me.

Bruce Benner ( Friendzone ™) : A picnic in the lab. I mean, I’d have an ACTUAL picnic, in the park, but Tony doesn’t really like nature. So yeah, I’ll make an attempt to make Tony’s favorite pasta dish– It’s Carbonara– and fail miserably, then order take out and eat it on the floor of his workshop while Jarvis plays soft jazz music.

Scott Lang ( Human Disaster ™ ) : Take him to an open mic standup comedy show! The guy needs to laugh more. I don’t actually know the guy that much, I’ve talked to him for like, 5 seconds, so…yeah, that’s all I’ve got. God, I need to spend time with him if I want to win.

Loki ( God Of Mischief ™) : I’d take Stark to one of those public role pretending activities you mortals have, a what, t-theatre play? Theatre play, yes! I’d take him to one of those. And perhaps something exciting will happen if the things get too boring… Nothing drastic, of course. Maybe one of the players will end up dressed as one of the ladies in the crowd. Or no clothes at all. Anything to make Stark laugh.

Thor Odinson ( Human Corgi ™ ) : A CARNIVAL! I’D TAKE ANTHONY TO A CARNIVAL! WHERE WE CAN EAT SWEET PINK CLOUDS AND RIDE IN THE HUGE SPINNING DONUT AND SHARE A KISS LIKE IN THAT MOVING FILM WITH THAT SHY BOY MEETING HIS TRUE LOVE I’VE SEEN WITH SON OF SPIDERS LAST WEEK! Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to yell. But everytime I think of Anthony, my sweet soon to be bride, I just, I JUST GET VERY EXCITED! LIKE NOW! I JUST WANT TO TAKE ANTHONY TO A CARNIVAL AND WIN HIM LOTS OF PRIZES AND GIVE HIM LOTS AND LOTS OF KISSES! …Sorry.

Stephen Strange ( Better Than All Of You Because PHDs ™) : I’d take Tony out for burgers and milkshakes. Call me old school, but I think that would make him happy. I would also take him to my home where I would perform magic tricks for him, then we’d debate for hours arguing about magic and how it doesn’t make sense. But I like our debates, he gets so passionate about it. It’s cute. Then we’d call Peter over so we can help him with his homework. Oh, and Peter? I know who drank my orange juice, you better pick one up on your way home to replace it or so help me–

Why would you something so sad but true?

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

ryuji :D