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If you ever feel bad just remember I sent my lesbian friend a bunch of photos of Apollo and they thought that he was a woman and so they put them on our hear me out cake. I just told them yesterday and they went crazy over it

IT WAS A TYPO BROOOOOOO

Do you like my pin? 🥰

this you?

Honestly goated Ares you go my man

Still love Apollo tho and I love his stuff but I think the funniest thing is how all his Bfs/Gfs are all big buff people that could crack him in half with one move

Also I just found out there’s an Apollo statue where he’s dressed as a woman and….you go dude, you love amazing work it ✨✨

This is just a personal opinion but I HATE IT when ppl draw Apollo as some little white dude

BRO IS LITERAL SUNLIGHT GIVE HIM SOME COLOR PLEASEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭 DONT MAKE HIM THE COLOR OF PAPER

(I once saw someone draw him as one of those twink child white boys and I wanted to judge so hard but then i remember my art looks like dog shit so I don’t ❤️)

*gag* Apollo 🤮

No but fr, he was literally described as tan 😭😭😭 the ONE TIME he was described as pale is when Hyacinthus died 😭

Also!! Fun fact: Hyacinthus had four kids and a wife that he left for Apollo, which I find interesting. I can’t find much detail to as if it was non con, or Hyacinthus was just a weirdo? But I’d like to think that his kids grow hyacinths 🧐🧐🧐

(I need to stop hating on Apollo,one of these days I’m gonna need him, and he’s gonna send me a plague or something 😞😞😞) (please apollo, have mercy, I’m a MINOR 👹👹)

But my boy Apollo is GAY AS HELL. GAYER THAN A RAINBOW. SEARCH UP GAY GUY AND HE SHOWS UP. LET HIM BE A MAN KISSER. RAAAH👹👹👹

I have to ask… are you pro-calypso or anti-calypso…

I need to see if you pass 😔 /j

I don’t care if you like her or NOT LOL IM JOKING, I personally don’t like her bc she makes me uncomfortable and all especially in pjo and epic and in general im just bored and need to entertain myself LMAOO

I wonder 🧐🧐🧐

/s

So, in your Steven Universe AU you said that Apollo "died" when Kayla was born and since we know that Kayla is canonically an Mpreg child doeas that imply that Apollo "died" in birth?

If yes, I can already see the potential for survivors guilt related trauma for Kayla AND ALSO some really interesting family dynamics with her sibs [and maybe even the Olympians (mostly Artemis)]

The Steven universe AU isn’t really a Steven universe AU per to say. But it has a lot of themes from it so I just call it the Steven universe AU lol

But yes, since Apollo technically Mpreg’ed Kayla he did technically “die” in birth.

Ever since Apollos technical death Olympus hasn’t really been the same. Artemis and Leto haven’t been the same. Since Kayla was technically the final nail in the coffin she is mostly blamed for Apollos “death” but technically it was Will who started to get Apollo sick

I’m probably going to rename the AU but I’m not sure yet

I like to think that Apollo was like the Ancient Greek Lady Gaga

OH BABY MAMA WOOWEEE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

If she tried to kill my pookie bear Apollo I will find the most heinous nicknames to call her.

Evangeline before she did Crimes

Evangeline after she attempted Parricide

IS THAT THE SON OF JUNI MF

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

Exactly, I had to post an essay having to explain to someone that calypso is a weirdo. It’s just crazy we have to say that someone is a weirdo. I feel like it’s just ppl who can’t stand a woman being as bad as a man. And I bet they’re the same ppl who hate Zeus and Apollo for what they do LOL

The day people can openly say that they think calypso is a weirdo without someone yelling in their ear

“What about Apollo with Reyna?!”

Or

“Well Nico is technically a weirdo for dating Will!”

Is the day world peace will start…

Apple phone alarms are my worst nightmare because no matter how amazing they sound they will haunt your nightmares. My moms alarm went off and I froze