Hey Guys.

Bad light.

More gold sick Thorin and his treasure

I love when people throw Thorin’s nonexistent (in the movies) sister into the mix so I am also doing that and in my heart they’re twins and she’s a huge MENACE

If you saw me post this to my spn blog first by accident no you didn’t

It makes me a little same but I support it

(Although Boromir is canonically Aromatic/Asexual)

in my headcanon boromir had a one sided crush on aragorn and pippin had a one sided crush on faramir… guys who have one sided crush on gondor royalty twice their age with wives

Imagine if Dori and Nori were both dwarrowdames the whole time and they were just there to look after their shit ass nerd little brother.

This feels so wrong… GANDALF? Followed by.. Legolas… okay maybe I am just strange and off putting…that’s fine. You know what? I’ll take it

My son. I love you my son.

Tedrick ft. 3 and a half canine teeth and 90% of an ear.

If I could dissuade you at all I would also like to say this happened an hour later:

“Do not run with that stick, our great aunt poked her eye out running with a stick you know”

She dropped the stick.. and walked directly, eyeball first, into a branch. The whole half of her face went pink and swollen and my mum was not pleased.

I only looked away for half a second. I hadn’t even let go of her hand.

Took my niece on a walk through the forest and she tugged on my sleeve and told me two things:

“I’m hungry” (we just ate three scones and had hot drinks)

“We need to go back so I can get my books” (I wouldn’t let her take seven books on a hike.)

My sister has raised a hobbit.

I have also convinced her that I am 48, I tried to tell her I’m 250 but she looked at me and said I wasn’t that old. (I’m 23)

Can I stop to tell you guys about my pet peeve?

When artists draw people cleaning a blade with the blade facing in towards their palm. You can clean it safely from the spine and you should. That cloth will not protect you from basically severing your thumb. Trust me.

Guys PLEASE

Give me some ideas for Bagginshield art! Please!

The Witch King's very bad day continues.