Imagine If Dori And Nori Were Both Dwarrowdames The Whole Time And They Were Just There To Look After

About to go fishing, found my mums old tackle box.

My dad does just call her ‘Hobbit’ yes.

The real treasure was the Bofurs we made along the way

bofur you’re standing where

I hate when your brain plays the old “crazy how your sitting here right now reading and one day you’ll be dead” card

Like yeah, that’s how this works buddy. Thanks for making me feel depressed for no reason though I guess

If you send me some gif of wriggling eyebrows and insinuate you want to lick a hobbits for I’m coming to your house and replacing your cat with a changling.

They’re making my carve wood

Euuuuuuggghhhh

Help. We have so many good strong rocks.. I live next to a fucking volcano.

Can’t I leave the trees to the bird and the lizards?

My compliments to the chef 🤤

The King Under the Mountain

Silly little doodle I did a while ago. I image the snow reflecting off the mountains in Erebor has Bilbo squinting like crazy and he looks like he’s mean mugging everyone

Dear friend, perhaps you were never informed but there is such a thing as in ‘inside thought’

Does the one ring change sizes to fit its new ‘owner’ or (more likely story) Sauron has tiny weird baby hands.

No one talks about this but when you wear a hand full of heavy rings you can clack your fingers together and it’s very soothing, I do it a lot when I’m stressed, sometimes I just tap them together when my hands are clasped.

may i ask how boromir is canonically aroace?

Sure! Within the appendix of the the lord of the rings ‘kings and rulers’ Boromir is described as having no desire or interest to take a partner. Having only love to his family and for his roll

It is most plainly put that he is unlike his brother who seeks love and a spouse where as he has no interest.

I don’t have a physical copy of the book with me currently otherwise I would write the direct quote out for me