A Conversation I Had In The Workshop Today:
A conversation I had in the workshop today:
Me: *attempting to break into a storage cupboard with a pair of broken felting needles* does anyone know how to get into this thing
A girl from the year above me: I used to just tear it open.. but they changed the lock
Me: ah, so this is your doing
My classmate: I have a knife
Me: nah, I need the scissors that are in here to cut some leath- A KNIFE?
My classmate: *proceeds to present me with the small collection of weaponry in her satchel bag*
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More Lucky Prince AU thoughts
Frodo probably shaved his face when they return to the Shire to visit Bilbos family and Thorin and company probably have a small emotional break down every time.
The company: So what's for dinner?
Bombur: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
The company: ...
Gloin: Is it soup?
Bombur: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Dwalin: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Bombur: Wow, you're soup-per mean
Thorin: STOP
*one hour later*
The company: It's fucking roast beef?!?!?!?
Can i reblog this 7 trillion times? This is the cutestestest thing ever. (No composure. I just woke up)
More family shenanigans...
Salad is born of violence
A proper salad consists of three divine components:
ingredience (vegitable of all kin)
indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)
violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)
Mommy, sorry, Mommy🤤🤤🤤🤤
Princess DÃs, second in line to the throne of Durin and heir to the fallen kingdoms of Erebor and Khazad-dûm.
Hey is there anyone that would like to be a beta reader for me? I know a few people seem to like my stories and I have dyslexia so some corrections as well as feed back before posting would be awesome ðŸ˜
Elves yawn like snakes. Pass it on…
Guys
I watched the first two hobbit movies with my partner but I can’t bring myself to watch the last… in his mind.. everyone is still alive.. and I just can’t… I’m too weak
I will never understand why everyone including myself keeps drawing Bilbo looking so ancient.
That is a twink.. or a mouse.. the jury is still out on that.
Here are some really cute pictures of the glow worms. I’m gonna ask my friend to go back to the forest with me so we can go back to the cave or maybe go over the hill to see the water fall.
I have pretty good eyes in the dark and i wish I could show you all what it truly looks like. It’s like the night sky was pulled down and draped over the canyon/cave. There are millions of them, their light pulses slowly and they are so bright and silent and it’s just this amazing sea of living things that seem almost like they were made just to be seen and loved..
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