Sometimes I Think About When I Was A Brand New Baby My Parents Snuck Me Into A Screening On LOTRs Inside

My rendition of the anvil lifting contest I lost against my friend. Still got it off the ground tho so I’m happy with that.

I can’t just go around telling you guys my real whole name.

But god it’s so crazy. I wanna spill the beans but I can’t 😭😭😭😭 me and my three full biological siblings have crazy ass names

We all have the same 5 names to 10 syllables ratio, they all denote exactly who we are as people and they’re just insane.

I went to find my tin hair clasps to hold a braid in my hair and I knew there were some on my window sill, I went to reach around the curtain to avoid blasting myself with the full force of the sun. Didn’t work. I’ve been blinded.

If anyone needs me I’ll be learning echo location since all I can see is a large white circle in my vision👍🏻

Had a really weird dream last night where I was in a black basalt cave with black volcanic sand and black water but the beach was full on gold and I was just like.. on my knees in the sand scrambling to pocket it as much of the gold as I could

I can still feel the sand and gold digging into my knees and the weight of my pockets against my thighs

I think I’m spreading too much time in the work shop 😭

Probably inhaling too much copper dust

Is that.. baby Frodo? Prehaps kekeke

Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night

The plot of ‘The hobbit’ with one small change to the story: Bilbo has a gun.

Which is a prequel to:

“Lord of the rings but Gimli and Frodo Samwise both have guns”

@reallyhappycrown I wanted to try my hand at ‘hobbits in Erebor’ concept art and I think that’s vaguely adjacent to your request so I hope you enjoy

Just singed all the hair off my right hand at the forge. Nothing like basically casting fireball yourself 30 minutes before lunch

I smell like burnt hair 😭 I’m just lucky it wasn’t my eye brows

(I also got a splinter under my nail while I was shaping a disk. The smithy is trying to kill me, I don’t know what god I angered but I would like to formally apologize)

Bilbo: *staring hard between Thorin and Kili*

Bilbo: *realizing they have the exact same number of brain cells* oh no.. He’s stupid

Thorin: what?

Bilbo: What??

‘Lamb’

I love dragon sickness Thorin so much (as in I hate him) I always love when people write him becoming a dragon and a total dick at the same time

A illustration I miiighhhhttt finish