Bilbo: *staring Hard Between Thorin And Kili*

And then you sit down to write and your ideas scatter like autumn leaves 😭

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

I riveted it back on

Also I just saw sunlight for the first time in five hours and it was the sun setting. Blinded myself 🪦

I. Fucking. Hate. Aluminum.

Is that not canon haha, that’s always how I imagine them 😭😭 like jaguars as humanoids

Headcannon:

Tolkien describes many of the elves in LOTR as ‘beautiful and perilous’ or some other combination to the same effect. What if Elves created uncanny valley effects towards the other races of Middle-earth?

The elves keep a little too still.

They blink, but hardly enough to be ‘normal’.

Their skin is a little too perfect.

Elves’ grace feels more predatory.

They can be completely silent.

In conclusion, give me more unsettling Tolkien elves. Please, fanfic writers I beg you.

A very silly wip

They’re making my carve wood

Euuuuuuggghhhh

Help. We have so many good strong rocks.. I live next to a fucking volcano.

Can’t I leave the trees to the bird and the lizards?

Today I will try to use new brushes

I will be very brave

Also I went fishing

But I caught nothing so I wrote you all a poem to show my sadness:

Went fimshing

No fimsh

Only swogs

Honk bonk

Go away swogs

Lord of the rings or a night out with friends

Going for a walk

Meeting some friends and hang out

Having a fight

Realizes some of the gang is missing

Can’t chase everyone at once so go to find the people that are more likely to be in trouble

Searching for them all over the place, worried they left with a bad crowd

Find them up a tree

Friends you weren’t looking for are now in someone else’s house. And also one of them got bitten by a spider apparently

Right, first review

This fanfiction is in MP3 format and if you have some time to relax and enjoy your fan fiction being read to you PLEASE read this

There are, at this time, only two chapters available though as there are 6 more assigned to be completed I imagine they will be out in short order

Review

The style of writing is fantastic, the narration has a few minor mispronunciations but it’s honestly rather endearing and makes it feel a bit more light. (There is a point where they laugh at it had me giggling along with them)

At times I was tugging at my hair with frustration at bilbos obliviousness which I know will make it all the more worth it when he finally arrives at his destination. The suspense kept me hooked. Every character thus far has been so lovable and felt completely perfect as additions to Tolkiens works, I felt like I was seeing old friends again, like they belonged just as much as the company themselves. Not a single sentence in this story feels out of place. It is a well made path to a finale i am so excited to see.

This fic is a labour of love.

10/10, there are literally no notes, it’s a gem.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63007633/chapters/161362978

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63007633/chapters/161362978

More Lucky Prince AU thoughts

Frodo probably shaved his face when they return to the Shire to visit Bilbos family and Thorin and company probably have a small emotional break down every time.

That’s why Elrond isn’t a dick

I love telling non or casual LoTR fans that Elrond isn't really an Elf. He's just Elf-passing