Is Anyone Else’s Dad Trying To Make Them Evil?

‘Lamb’

I love dragon sickness Thorin so much (as in I hate him) I always love when people write him becoming a dragon and a total dick at the same time

A illustration I miiighhhhttt finish

The lack of brain cells in that room is staggering

Please like this I worked on it all week

A very silly wip

If I was laying, mortally wounded on the battle field- would you take up my sword and defend me as I took my final breath?

Didn’t think so. Get out of my face.

Bilbo and Thorin having a fight:

Bilbo; I see there is still a dragon under this mountain, Thorin Oakenshield

Thorin:

Elves eat snot crepes

Hobbits eat pancakes

Dwarves eat waffles

Humans eat egg toast.

He would have ‘accidentally’ missed so many appointments and lied about flossing

RIP Bilbo Baggins, you would have hated having to go to the dentist

The shire is warm for most of ther year and when it’s cold is doesn’t drop far below seven degrees

Erebor is fucking cold. Temps drop to around minus fifteen.

Bilbo is not build for these conditions and nearly gets frost bite in the tips of his ears and his toes and Thorin panics and makes him little fur lined leather boots that are soft and flexible but still provide enough warmth to stop his toes falling off.

Bilbo also has to wear a hat and ties his hair back as it grows so he doesn’t realize how much his hair has grown by spring and when he takes the hat off Thorin is gawking

Wow I’m literally so sorry

Scary queen 😭

The fact that when bitch ass bitch Azog killed Thrór he branded his name on his head means that that absolute sun stricken snot cough can write.. who caught him to write? And why!? Specifically so he could do hair like that? Does he know how to write other things? Does he sit does at his little orc writing desk and pen letters to his boss? What a loser.