The shire is warm for most of ther year and when it’s cold is doesn’t drop far below seven degrees
Erebor is fucking cold. Temps drop to around minus fifteen.
Bilbo is not build for these conditions and nearly gets frost bite in the tips of his ears and his toes and Thorin panics and makes him little fur lined leather boots that are soft and flexible but still provide enough warmth to stop his toes falling off.
Bilbo also has to wear a hat and ties his hair back as it grows so he doesn’t realize how much his hair has grown by spring and when he takes the hat off Thorin is gawking
I’m sorry this isn’t Bagginsheild related again but I thought someone may like to see my flower in making. It’s the first time I’ve made something so fiddly and it’s pretty sloppy work really but. It’s a penny rose made from aluminum.
I think penny roses (or little roses as I suppose you would call them) are to gardening what aluminum is to metal working
Sort of basic and underwhelming to the mind but with the capacity to be very beautiful.
Also, ironically they symbolize delicate beauty, funny given I’ve already broken the bloody thing once and my rivets are a dogs breakfast
Saw someone else doing their Thorin headcanons so here are my Bilbo ones:
-Bilbo treats fili and kili like they’re children, this pleased thorin very much as he also sees them as wee pebbles
-Bilbo scolds all the young members of the party and they all stand there with their heads down mumbling apologies
-Thorin is mildy disturbed by the power Bilbo wields and often wonders how someone so paternal is not yet a father
-when the party finds out Bilbos actual age the entire party dynamic implodes for about three hours while they try to figure who this adult looking baby is on a quest with them and why Gandalf would do this to a child.
-Bilbo has to stand on a rock and explain to them that he is nearing in middle aged and is in fact a very respectable adult hobbit and not a dwarven child
-Kili starts calling Bilbo ‘baby boggins’ but when Bilbo catches him he very quickly rescinds this nickname for the sake of his ears while Bilbo will often pinch when he acts up.
-Bilbo brushed Fili and Kilis hair regularly, especially right before they arrive in any town or settlement (He’s pretty sure Kíli hissed at him once tho)
-Bilbo consoles Kili who is, by dwarven standards a wee bit of an uggo that his is very attractive by human standards and he shouldn’t feel bad, stating that is he were more clean shaven and cut his hair he would make a handsome hobbit (Thorin is appalled and begs his stupid impressionable nephew to not cut his hair)
-Fili likes Bilbo brushing his hair, unlike kili and often closes his eyes and has a little nap while the hobbit works
-Bilbo is confused why he can’t rebraid the boys hair, stating he used to braid his female friends hair when he was a sprout and the whole company is appalled that their sweet hobbit is such a scandalous little thing, courting so many women
Can i reblog this 7 trillion times? This is the cutestestest thing ever. (No composure. I just woke up)
More family shenanigans...
I’m supposed to me doing my school work but I really wanted to join in the fun.
They've made a dwarf out of him! What would his papa say?
Can you tell Dwalin was waiting for this moment?
Inspired by my own work related meeting last week. (You laugh at Dwalin's hands and I swear to Mahal I'll cry)
I can’t just go around telling you guys my real whole name.
But god it’s so crazy. I wanna spill the beans but I can’t 😭😭😭😭 me and my three full biological siblings have crazy ass names
We all have the same 5 names to 10 syllables ratio, they all denote exactly who we are as people and they’re just insane.
Hello, this is a picture I drew of me drawing a picture of myself 👍🏻
Yes that is just a sticker of Kilis stupid little face.
Anyway I’m gonna go shower and clean my room at midnight because I’m well adjusted like that
There has been not enough Boromir content on here lately but it is still true
I love when people throw Thorin’s nonexistent (in the movies) sister into the mix so I am also doing that and in my heart they’re twins and she’s a huge MENACE
If you saw me post this to my spn blog first by accident no you didn’t
I don’t know why Icarus level heights the gods thought I reached for me to deserve this treatment ???
but I would like them to know they are misinformed and to please stop hurting me.
I’m actually a jeweler, I just love Bagginshield🥲18+ account, no terfs
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