My BIL Playing Alien: Dark Descent: Man, It Sucks Because Even If You Kill The Xenomorphs They Have Acidic

My BIL playing Alien: Dark Descent: man, it sucks because even if you kill the xenomorphs they have acidic blood that still damages your guys, so even if you kill them it's like...you're dead but you're still mean

Me: I realize this is sci fi, but I wonder how creatures with acidic blood would actually work

My sister: I mean, there are creatures that are acid resistant

BIL: they're just based as fuck

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2 years ago

#this #this is good

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The Zistopia AU is an alternate universe created by nicolaswildes (other wise known as thewittyarsonist) which is heavily inspired on a scrapped plot of Disney’s Zootopia which was heavier on the systematic discrimination in the world of Zootopia.

So @chauffeur-cat asked for a masterlist of all of the Zistopia Au Comic made by the wonderful @nicolaswildes This was made with the permission of the creator, image credit goes to them as well. (This, of course will be updated with any new comics posted.)

The Post That Started it All // Duuuuuuuude

01 // One of THOSE Cultures

02 // Good Fucking Luck

03 // They Stopped for Food

04 // Ignorant Ass, Judy Hopps

mini illustration 01 // but don’t lie to me

05 // Closeted Pansexual Judy Hopps

06 // Nick Wilde Making Friends in Jail

07 // “It’s only temporary”

08 // It’s About You

09 // “They Called Him Honest John

10 // View from Happytown

11 // Fun Times in Tundratown

12 // Maybe Some Day I’ll Feel Home Again

12.5 // For Inquiries Call 555-COMFORT

13 // “Come on, she lives downstairs”

14 // N2 da Bunker

15 // Oh Honey Honey

16 // Outta the Bunker

17 // “It’s my very embarrassing secret”

18 // One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

19 // Angel Always Gets It

20 // Regret

21 // Lieutenant Judy’s Platoon Police Squad

22 // SHIT!!!!

23 // Qu’est-ce que c’est?

24 // (beast)

25 // If You Could Only See the Beast You’ve Made Me

26 // “She was… Nuzzling a FOX”

mini illustration 02 // farah fawcett bunny

27 // (dontaskdonttell)

28 // Nice goin, Angie

29 // Hugapalooza

30 // *quietly penguin walks away from u and ur random emotional breakdown*

mini illustration 03 // zistopia au concepts

mini illustration 04 // gazelle but like, 70s

mini illustration 05 // judy’s favorite band

31 // This is Like a Flashback

mini illustration 06 // life goes on

32 // (Kilroy was here)

mini illustration 07 // gratuitous ramones reference + details

33 // “Well, you’re lookin’ in the wrong direction”

34 // Randy Rebecca

mini illustration 08 // got a date with the niiiight

mini illustration 09 + 10 // color tests

35 // Does Your Mother Know?

36 // Pardon the Way That I Stare

37 // Foxes and Screaming

38 // (eat shit)

39 // to “rustle ones jimmies”

mini illustration 11 // cops and robbers

mini illustration 12 // trying to capture the right look

40 // “I’ve got the wrong man” or the Witty gave up on passing that midterm issue

41 // Good Old Fashioned Wilde Theory Jam

42 // (the doors have ears) or JUDY LOOKS SO FUCKING CUTE WHEN SHE BLUSHES

43 // A Change of Clothes

mini illustration 13 // herb.

mini illustration 14 // cause she thinks she’s the passionate one

44 // (Hello, Dolly!)

45 // Don’t Call Me Crazy, I’m Happy

6 months ago

In Two Years, He will be the same age as when they started to scrutinize Biden's age being not competent enough anymore to hold the house. Hold that over his head.


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3 months ago

Last night I had a dream where instead of the usual unrelated next game Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door got a direct sequel.

It was called Paper Mario Knights, you started the game with all your companions from ttyd only for Koops to become your sole companion for the game after becoming a knight and getting armor.

Now the most important part of this is that everyone was freaking out and playing this game because, apparently, Luigi became 'INCREDIBLY' attractive. (Not that he wasn't attractive before, but he apparently 'evolved' here) I say apparently because I was still in the prologue and therefore did not get to see what my subconscious thinks 'INCREDIBLY' attractive Luigi is.


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6 months ago
Ghost Rain

ghost rain


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9 months ago
The Pancake House On The Corner Of Oblivion

the pancake house on the corner of oblivion


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1 year ago
My Mildly Unhinged MLP X The Legend Of Spyro Crossover
My Mildly Unhinged MLP X The Legend Of Spyro Crossover
My Mildly Unhinged MLP X The Legend Of Spyro Crossover
My Mildly Unhinged MLP X The Legend Of Spyro Crossover
My Mildly Unhinged MLP X The Legend Of Spyro Crossover
My Mildly Unhinged MLP X The Legend Of Spyro Crossover
My Mildly Unhinged MLP X The Legend Of Spyro Crossover
My Mildly Unhinged MLP X The Legend Of Spyro Crossover
My Mildly Unhinged MLP X The Legend Of Spyro Crossover

My mildly unhinged MLP x The Legend of Spyro crossover


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3 months ago
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1 month ago

Periodic rent-lowering-gunshots:

Fiction is not reality.

You can enjoy things in fiction that would be awful in the real world. Like playing a murderhobo in a game! In the real world, being or supporting a murderer-thief would be pretty damn awful, while in the game it's just good fun. Same with anything else you choose to do with the pixels on the screen, like kinks that don't affect anyone real, so they're okay in fiction, but would be pretty damn bad in real life.

No one else is responsible for your online experience. They are required not to harass you, but they are not and never will be obligated to not post about ships, kinks, or tropes you dislike just to avoid you seeing them. It's up to you to blacklist words or phrases, block tags, or even block users as needed to avoid seeing content that upsets you.

No one can force you to read anything against your consent. Any content you don't like seeing can be instantly avoided by closing out of the offending post/fic.

You are not owed an online experience free of discomfort.

Nothing that happens in your imagination can ever make you a bad person. Words you write or read about fictional characters will never make you a bad person.

The claim that media consumption influences real-life behavior is intellectually dishonest and serves only to excuse the behavior of real offenders.

Fiction is a safe way to explore horrifying or confusing concepts. Therapists agree that fiction, even (or especially) about taboo topics is a good coping mechanism, especially, but not exclusively, for trauma survivors. Fiction is to adults what play therapy is to children. This doesn't stop being true if the work in question is of a sexual nature.

Sex isn't an inherently worse or better motivation than anything else. A work written to create feelings of arousal isn't dirty, shameful, or in any way less pure than works written to entertain, provoke moral questions, or for other reasons. And worth noting is that multiple purposes can exist in the same story, especially fanfiction.

You aren't entitled to an explanation for why someone reads, writes, or otherwise enjoys certain works, kinks, tropes, ships, etc.

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