My BIL playing Alien: Dark Descent: man, it sucks because even if you kill the xenomorphs they have acidic blood that still damages your guys, so even if you kill them it's like...you're dead but you're still mean
Me: I realize this is sci fi, but I wonder how creatures with acidic blood would actually work
My sister: I mean, there are creatures that are acid resistant
BIL: they're just based as fuck
#this #this is good
The Zistopia AU is an alternate universe created by nicolaswildes (other wise known as thewittyarsonist) which is heavily inspired on a scrapped plot of Disney’s Zootopia which was heavier on the systematic discrimination in the world of Zootopia.
So @chauffeur-cat asked for a masterlist of all of the Zistopia Au Comic made by the wonderful @nicolaswildes This was made with the permission of the creator, image credit goes to them as well. (This, of course will be updated with any new comics posted.)
The Post That Started it All // Duuuuuuuude
01 // One of THOSE Cultures
02 // Good Fucking Luck
03 // They Stopped for Food
04 // Ignorant Ass, Judy Hopps
mini illustration 01 // but don’t lie to me
05 // Closeted Pansexual Judy Hopps
06 // Nick Wilde Making Friends in Jail
07 // “It’s only temporary”
08 // It’s About You
09 // “They Called Him Honest John
10 // View from Happytown
11 // Fun Times in Tundratown
12 // Maybe Some Day I’ll Feel Home Again
12.5 // For Inquiries Call 555-COMFORT
13 // “Come on, she lives downstairs”
14 // N2 da Bunker
15 // Oh Honey Honey
16 // Outta the Bunker
17 // “It’s my very embarrassing secret”
18 // One Step Forward, Two Steps Back
19 // Angel Always Gets It
20 // Regret
21 // Lieutenant Judy’s Platoon Police Squad
22 // SHIT!!!!
23 // Qu’est-ce que c’est?
24 // (beast)
25 // If You Could Only See the Beast You’ve Made Me
26 // “She was… Nuzzling a FOX”
mini illustration 02 // farah fawcett bunny
27 // (dontaskdonttell)
28 // Nice goin, Angie
29 // Hugapalooza
30 // *quietly penguin walks away from u and ur random emotional breakdown*
mini illustration 03 // zistopia au concepts
mini illustration 04 // gazelle but like, 70s
mini illustration 05 // judy’s favorite band
31 // This is Like a Flashback
mini illustration 06 // life goes on
32 // (Kilroy was here)
mini illustration 07 // gratuitous ramones reference + details
33 // “Well, you’re lookin’ in the wrong direction”
34 // Randy Rebecca
mini illustration 08 // got a date with the niiiight
mini illustration 09 + 10 // color tests
35 // Does Your Mother Know?
36 // Pardon the Way That I Stare
37 // Foxes and Screaming
38 // (eat shit)
39 // to “rustle ones jimmies”
mini illustration 11 // cops and robbers
mini illustration 12 // trying to capture the right look
40 // “I’ve got the wrong man” or the Witty gave up on passing that midterm issue
41 // Good Old Fashioned Wilde Theory Jam
42 // (the doors have ears) or JUDY LOOKS SO FUCKING CUTE WHEN SHE BLUSHES
43 // A Change of Clothes
mini illustration 13 // herb.
mini illustration 14 // cause she thinks she’s the passionate one
44 // (Hello, Dolly!)
45 // Don’t Call Me Crazy, I’m Happy
In Two Years, He will be the same age as when they started to scrutinize Biden's age being not competent enough anymore to hold the house. Hold that over his head.
bro is not listening ‼️‼️‼️
@aphantomdweeb
Last night I had a dream where instead of the usual unrelated next game Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door got a direct sequel.
It was called Paper Mario Knights, you started the game with all your companions from ttyd only for Koops to become your sole companion for the game after becoming a knight and getting armor.
Now the most important part of this is that everyone was freaking out and playing this game because, apparently, Luigi became 'INCREDIBLY' attractive. (Not that he wasn't attractive before, but he apparently 'evolved' here) I say apparently because I was still in the prologue and therefore did not get to see what my subconscious thinks 'INCREDIBLY' attractive Luigi is.
the pancake house on the corner of oblivion
My mildly unhinged MLP x The Legend of Spyro crossover
i used a rng for an arcanaswap au just to try help with artblock and it immediately took over my life completely
Periodic rent-lowering-gunshots:
Fiction is not reality.
You can enjoy things in fiction that would be awful in the real world. Like playing a murderhobo in a game! In the real world, being or supporting a murderer-thief would be pretty damn awful, while in the game it's just good fun. Same with anything else you choose to do with the pixels on the screen, like kinks that don't affect anyone real, so they're okay in fiction, but would be pretty damn bad in real life.
No one else is responsible for your online experience. They are required not to harass you, but they are not and never will be obligated to not post about ships, kinks, or tropes you dislike just to avoid you seeing them. It's up to you to blacklist words or phrases, block tags, or even block users as needed to avoid seeing content that upsets you.
No one can force you to read anything against your consent. Any content you don't like seeing can be instantly avoided by closing out of the offending post/fic.
You are not owed an online experience free of discomfort.
Nothing that happens in your imagination can ever make you a bad person. Words you write or read about fictional characters will never make you a bad person.
The claim that media consumption influences real-life behavior is intellectually dishonest and serves only to excuse the behavior of real offenders.
Fiction is a safe way to explore horrifying or confusing concepts. Therapists agree that fiction, even (or especially) about taboo topics is a good coping mechanism, especially, but not exclusively, for trauma survivors. Fiction is to adults what play therapy is to children. This doesn't stop being true if the work in question is of a sexual nature.
Sex isn't an inherently worse or better motivation than anything else. A work written to create feelings of arousal isn't dirty, shameful, or in any way less pure than works written to entertain, provoke moral questions, or for other reasons. And worth noting is that multiple purposes can exist in the same story, especially fanfiction.
You aren't entitled to an explanation for why someone reads, writes, or otherwise enjoys certain works, kinks, tropes, ships, etc.
27 They/Them I have no idea what I'm doing. But do any of us really? Prints: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Kei-Emji/shop?asc=u
170 posts