I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE WOODS WITH MY LOVER!!!

over dinner my father decided to inform me that poop is mostly plant based so it is vegan. i dont remember if it was all poop or only goat poop.

The Miraculouses are just their fursonas.

So I got home and my brothers friends are over and one of them was like “want a pumpkin spice cookie I made?” And it took me a second to think about it because it caught me off guard and I was spacing out and she goes “it’s not laced” and like, I didn’t expect it to be but now I’m kinda sus of it.

anyone: what state are you from?

me: plasma

So I use Flo as my period app and there is this thing called secret chat where you chat anonymously. One of the questions was Any Tips For Someones First Kiss? And

I just love whoever said this. This is how you do it.

The word "lover" is just.... the tenderness... the romance.... the gender neutrality.... whats not to love

*defusing a bomb*

Dream over phone: ok now cut the red wire. But make sure not to cut the green

George:

Dream:

George:

Sapnap also over phone: *laughs*

Me 2 months ago: I’m straight I just like listening to girl in red

Me now: *sweater weather plays*

In a zombie apocalypse I would be the one trying to watch tv and not know what’s wrong. Like Stacy from phineas and ferb. Either that or is he the first to get infected.

ive seen a bunch of things where its like “murder is not the answer. its a question and the anwer is yes.” but how about murder is a rhetorical question. murder? we’ll never know. theres no real answer.